Horde
"when you know" a peasants warning
When screams travel the land, know the HoRdE is coming. When Death flies as a sparrow on the wind, know the HoRdE is coming. When the night speaks to you of slaughter, know the HoRdE is coming.
Your Father's blood upon the walls, Know the HoRdE is there. Your children's screams upon your ears, Know the HoRdE is there. As the last agonizing breath leaves your chest, Know the HoRdE is there.
A barren land, devoid of life, Know the HoRdE was there. Corpses litter the ground, picked by crows, Know the HoRdE was there. Burning terror all about, Know the HoRdE was there.
Signs of the HoRdE
Your village was burned and pillaged by monsters?
- Dat was HoRde.
Your family killed by monsters while traveling the countryside?
- Dey were tastee.
The most Holy of your Temples was vandalized with the obscentities twisted enough to make you go mad written in the blood of the Priests who resided there?
- Yeah, funny story behind dat, we didn't even plan dat one out. We were actyooally teeching de younger Gobylns how to reed and rite and ran out of ink. Worked out well for everyone dat day reealy. We valyoo edukashun.
You aren't HoRdE? then we beters den youse and now yoo bleedin ---
The Horde is a unit comprised of the most amazingly vile and evil creatures of darkness. The Horde has had the cunning, stength, war tactics, and just plain pure hatred to conquer the world if they wanted since the beginning of their existance. What has prevented them from doing so thus far is their thorough and incessant in-fighting. This in-fighting also trims the fat from the army, allowing it to stay lean and dangerous.
The only member of The Horde never challenged is the High General Izareth. He has been chosen by the Gods to unite The Horde and bring the world to its knees before its monster superiors. The Horde draws many races to its banner: including the cunning and vicious Goblyn, the large but stoic Ogre, the amazingly stupid Hat Troll, and occassionally the flighty Tengu. We'll take any barbaric monster who will face insurmountable odds against the forces of 'Good', stand with its leaders, hold their ground for a bit, and when it looks like they're going to lose, backstab their leaders and throw them at the enemy and run.
Out of character: The HoRdE is a group of guys and gals who like hanging out together. We play jokes on each other, party, and fight together. You can get into the Horde by initially asking to fight with us where ever you may be from, then by coming to an event when Izareth or someone bestowed the power of the barrell by Izareth is there, and then barreling. We like to have fun alot sometimes to the point of upsetting people. Usually, these people's asses are so tight they could make diamonds out of coal, but that's not the point of Horde. The point is to have a good time and enjoy the game.
Horde Council
Regardless of region, the monsters chosen to act as Horde council:
Dead River Horde: Leadership & Members (TN)
HIGH GENERAL OF THE HORDE, Dreng of Dead River
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Blood Valley Horde: Leadership & Members (IA)
UNIT MEMBERS:
- Aelin - Kobold
- Ashera - Goblyn
- Bar'Tok - Orc
- Bones - Goblyn
- Daelenn - Hobgoblyn
- Dashi - Gnoll
- Drago - Bugbear
- Duddits - Kobold
- Falkus - Lizardman
- Galya - Goblyn
- Ghanima - Ogress
- Grala - Dire Bear
- Güv - Orc
- Inanna - Ogress
- Kazi - Goblyn
- Morg - Dire Bear
- Raxis - Gnoll
- Reeka - Goblyn
- Ribs - Goblyn
- Rothos - Mountain Ork
- Rugas - Gnoll
- Sigurd - Ogre
- Stilts - Mech Goblyn
- Sven - Hat Troll
- Tay - Ogress
- Tova - Ogress
- Vader - Orc
- Vo - Orc
- V'Tok - Ogre
FERALS:
Black Tundra Horde: Leadership & Members (UT & ID)
HEADHUNTERS:
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Poison Plains Horde: Leadership & Members (IL)
COMMANDERS
HEADHUNTERS:
UNIT MEMBERS
FERALS:
Ruined Forest Horde: Leadership & Members (WI)
COMMANDERS
UNIT MEMBERS
FERALS:
Murder Tundra Horde: Leadership & Members (MN)
HEADHUNTERS:
UNIT MEMBERS
FERALS
Ash Coast Horde: Leadership & Members (CA)
COMMANDERS
UNIT MEMBERS
- Alina - Skaven
- Pain - Bugbear
- Pathos - Ogre
- Plague - Kobold
- Slippery - Night Goblyn
- Tink - Snotling
- Xarzar - Deep One
FERALS:
Horse Grave Horde: Leadership & Members (KY)
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Icy Abyss Horde: Leadership & Members (Canada)
HEADHUNTERS:
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Burning Mountain Horde: Leadership & members (OR & WA)
COMMANDERS:
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Scorched Tongue Horde: Leadership & members (AZ)
HEADHUNTERS
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Slaughter Water Horde: Leadership & Members (MI)
UNIT MEMBERS:
FERALS:
Grim Moor Horde: Leadership & Members (Nomadic BugBear Group)
Originally, WI - now based out of TN
COMMANDERS:
UNIT MEMBERS:
No Mad Horde: Members currently not associated with a region
UNIT MEMBERS:
- Aeschere - Goblyn, fighting out of The Void (aka Nebraska)
- Bodhi - Orc, fighting out of Atlanta, GA
- Drayko - Goblyn, retired -ISH in Hawaii
- Hercule - Orc, somewhere in Texas
- Nakita - Changeling, not fighting out of South Korea
- Ox - Hat Troll
- Zurokk - Hat Troll, fighting out of Asheboro, NC
Our Ferals from around the land, Not Yet Barrelled:
Horde's Sacred Alliances
HON'R is de most impordant ting to de HoRde. Witout HON'R, wat wood we bee?
Dis be a list of some of our closest allys. Yoo can trust us, we got yoor bax:
- Akkadians
- Anathema
- Assassins Union
- Bablemir
- Babylon Empire
- Black Company
- Black Rose
- Blackwater
- BladeStorm
- Brotherhood of the Falcon
- Chaos Guard
- Children of Olympus
- Chimera
- Clan of the Hydra
- Cornovii
- Crushbone Tribe
- Cult of Piorun
- DGMA
- Dark Alliance
- Dark Angels
- Dark Guard of Mordor
- Dark Tide
- Defensars (Knights of Saint James)
- Derilith
- Dimma Ulfur
- Disciples of Ameth
- Disgruntled Peasants
- Dobharchu Donn
- Dogs of War
- Dragoons
- Dread Pirates
- Elite Bloodfalcons
- Fianna
- Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
- Freeborn
- Gelfan Empire
- Gilead Militia
- Goat
- God Squad
- Guardians of the Void
- Heidoran
- Henneth-Annun
- High Desert Cohort
- Holy Church
- HORDE!!!
- House Dregoth
- House Gorewood
- House Hellhammer
- House Krispy Kreme
- Hoverfix
- Hurin
- Hyrule
- Illerendi
- Independant Khatovarians
- Iron Crown
- Ken is a Douche Bag
- Kinsmen
- Knights of Arnor
- Knights of Avalon
- Knights of Dol Amroth
- Knights of Numenor
- Knights of Rausumea
- Knights of Wildwood
- Knights of tha Rugged Lands
- Knights of the Highlands
- Machin Shin
- Militia
- Moredain
- Nomads
- Number Blue
- Pikmen
- Rausumea Guard
- Reapers
- Refuge of The Wicked
- S'Nai
- Sampler Platter
- Serenity
- Severed Ear
- Shin Ken Kei Kamon
- Sons of Freedom
- Sons of Thunder
- Stirling
- Storm of Edinburgh
- TeAM 4
- Templar Draconis Kestevara
- The Alliance
- The Dark Reign
- The Eastern Legions
- The Horde Barrel
- The Kamakazi Water Melon's
- The Kyulick Clan
- The Legion
- The Lost Children of the O'Reillys
- The Order
- The Pikmen
- The S'Nai
- The Sea Swallows
- The pack
- Thunder Guard
- Triad
- Ulryns band
- Unit Ahkí
- Uruk-Hai
- Valdemar
- Vanguard
- Viking Bastards
- Warband in the North
- White Skull
- Wolfguard
- Yorkshire