Spike

It ain't easy being green.

Info

Race: Mech Goblyn
Realm: Khazad-Dum
Real Name: Donnie Bowlin
Started: September 2003
Unit: Currently fighting with Horde, Not yet barrelled
Weapon of Choice: Spear...That's really about it. Not even a sidearm.

History (So Far)

Early in dee month of Manciee (October to you Hyoo-manz) a Goblyn woman enter her birthing chamber. She close off dee entrance and begin birthing ritual. After dee birthing was complete, dee mother lay there, passed out. All dee little younglings go to mother and start suckling…all but one. Number seven out of fifteen, right in dee middle, he concerned about his mother, for she be weak. He take damp cloth and pat her forehead. She just bring him into world; least he could do was make her comfortable in her final moments. Later that night, shamans open dee hole to present new younglings to entire tribe. Fourteen crawl out quickly. Dey all begin feasting on fruits and meats gathered by dee tribe for them. Back inside, mother tell number seven that she proud of him but he need to go eat to be strong. She take dee damp cloth, tie it around his head like bandanna, and send him on his way. After he make it out of dee hole and head towards his brothers and sisters, his mother die in dee chamber.

Once he is reaching the feast hall, dis Goblyn arrive to see that all the other younglings had begun their feasting. He look high and low until he finally find dem all. He find an empty spot on the pile of food and head for it. He make mad leap for dee gap with his teeth gnashed, ready to eat the mountains of meats and veggies. Suddenly, his brothers and sisters move to fill dee hole, not letting him get to dee food. Even in his young Goblyn mind, he know dat dis be because of his treatment of his mother. Goblyns not supposed to help out others unless dey is getting greater or equal return. Well, Spike he not stand for dem treating him like he not Goblyn. He get up off dee ground and make mad leap for dee delicious food. Again, dey is fighting him off, not letting him have dee food that he make long journey out of mother to get.

Events Attended

Oktoberfest 04
Wolfpack Opener 05
Spring War 05
Numenor Spring Opener 05
Wolfpack Opener 06
Numenor Winter Opener 05
Oktoberfest 05
Spring War 06
Beltaine XII: Race Against Time

Hatred

Elves
Humans
Ninjas
Noobs, (more particularly the ones with dumb questions)
Samurai