Half-Brained Hounds

The Half-Brained Hounds in all their glory

The Hounds

Owner: Bunny

The Half-Brained Hounds are the dog members of Bunny's family, and get their name from the fact that they only have half a brain combined, and that Bunny needs to be more specific when describing what she wants in a dog. She always says one, maybe two, things that she wants in a dog, and while she gets these things, the dog ends up missing other aspects that Bunny didn't think she needed to specify. Either way, these are her dogs, and they make it their duty to investigate and greet all who enter their home (or camp). All are welcomed by them (usually) but one must be wary of the wiggles, the tip-taps, the bounds, and the slobber.

Mila

Mila goes ZOOOM

Breed: Fairfield bird-dog, Fairfield sight-hound, Sandwich island bird-dog, Saint Bernard-Whippet mix, 12% Donkey, Mutt of the Highest Order, 80 lbs cat, 12% Other, 25% Doberman, 25% Boxer, 12.5% Rottweiler, 12.5% Weimaraner, 12.5% Lab, 12.5% misc. hound/guard breeds from somewhere down the line

Born: April 4, 2016

Adopted: July 7, 2026

History

Originally born of two feral dogs in Fairfield county, Iowa, in a farmers barn, where she would live until one day when the farmer stole Mila and her siblings. The farmer brought the puppies to Noah's Ark Animal Foundation where Mila would continue to grow. A few months later, her life would change again when she would be adopted by Bunny and her family. She was brought to a new home full of love, play, and tables. She also gained a brother that day, Tony, the Lab/Boxer/Hound mix. whom she would play and chase and annoy until his death 8 years later. It wasn't until a few years after that she would once again gain a brother in the form of Wally.

Mila enjoying the field

Fun Facts

• Once ate ~20 capsules of Bunny's Adderall
• Lost the verrrry tip of tail after a door was closed on it
• Likes to splash about in the water but not actually swim
• Loves to frolic through the field and prairie
• Likes laying under the end tables in her home
• Likes to curl up in arm chairs
• Eats flies
• Does her own nails
• Snorts at people

Fears

• Gazebos
• Pavilions
• Storm drains
• Door ways
• Structures in the woods
• Brick buildings
• Aisle openings
• Stairs without a backing to them
• Storms
• Fireworks
• Camp ground bathrooms
• Being left alone at camp sites

Wally

A Soggy Boy

Breed: Basset Hound, Basshole, Circle Hound, Entitlement in Dog Form

Born: April 20, 2021

Adopted: March 21, 2026

History

Originally belonging to the son of one of Bunny's coworkers, he was unable to continue living with them after the son got a new job and couldn't take Wally with him. The coworker couldn't keep Wally either due to Wally not getting along with her own dog. Faced with this dilemma, the coworker reached out to Bunny, whom was looking to get a Basset Hound at the time. After a brief home assessment to see if Wally would be a good fit there, Wally would officially be welcomed in to Bunny's family.

Wally NOT enjoying the field

Fun Facts

• Was born with a kink at the base of his tail
• Sploots
• Is extremely entitled
• Is extraordinarily confident
• Will lay down in your lap, even if you are in a small chair
• Always wants pets and attention
• Thinks that he is very fast
• Worms
• If you go on a car ride, you MUST take him with you

Fears

• Getting his nails trimmed
• Not being petted for five minutes
• Dinner being late
• Air Jail
• Interrupted napes
• Baths