Bunny

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Bunny at a football game

Name: Bunny

Pronouns: She/Her

Realm: Friend of Tir Asleen

Unit: N/A

Race: Ice Troll

Status: Non-combatant

Preferred Weapons: Shovels, Flip-flops, and Spatulas

Event Attendance

  • None Yet

History

Bunny joined Belegarth to act as a camp mom for Iowa Camp after being asked to do so by her daughter, Myth. Her goal is to make a fun and supportive environment for new fighters who may be attending their first overnight event or going camping for the first time.

Lore

The Tale of the Name

Born Brynja the Bone-Snapper, it would be during her first raid on a lowland village that she would discover two things that changed her life forever: a cellar full of dwarven stout and the concept of tavern comradery.

She sat guzzling dark beer and roaring with a laugh so massive it shook the icicles off the roof. A terrified villager whimpered that her bouncing, joyful laughter looked like "a giant, terrifying bunny." She kept it. She ate him last.

The Hellion Vanguard

Bunny's most terrifying trait is her unique approach to battlefield tactics. While other tolls depend on decades of training and armored shock troops, Bunny realized that the mortal races have a weapon far more destructive, unpredictable and completely chaotic: bored, feral children.

Bunny routinely rounds up the most rambunctious, hyperactive, sugar-crazed youth. She feeds them a volatile mixture of pop rocks, honey mead and terrible ideas. When the war horns blow, Bunny stands back, holding a frothing mug of beer, and releases her "Hellion Vanguard". A screaming swarm of sticky, laughing, completely unhinged children floods the battlefield, biting ankles, stealing bootlaces, and causing absolute, unmitigated chaos. While the enemy army stands frozen in sheer confusion and horror, Bunny walks up behind them, laughing in her booming, melodic laugh, and clears the field with a single swing of her club.

Other

Sayings

  • "Pancakes for ALL!"
  • "No blood, no vomit, no fire, that's a rule"
  • "A summer without injuries is a summer wasted"
  • "Ask me no questions, I tell you no lies"
  • "TOILETS"
  • "COCONUTS"

Fun Facts

  • Professional Handler of Hooligans
  • Immune to the cold
  • Can touch fire
  • Jerry-rigging PhD
  • Duct tape and zip-tie architect
  • Once defeated an entire wasp's nest with nothing but a hand towel (and countless more with just a shoe)
  • Only wears flip-flops, 365 days a year
  • Owner of the Half-Brained Hounds