Lobo

"The most redonkulously awesome Lizardman ever. Period." -Div

Mekoot Lo'bo is not amused.

Race: Lizardman
Realm: Dur-Demarion
Slave Name: Trevor S. Johnson
Started: Summer '03
Unit: Horde
Weapon of Choice: Shield and random weapon

Hailing from the harsh, sweltering jungles of Lustria is the lizardman known in the Horde as Lo'bo. Born in an ancient spawning pool on the Great Fuming Serpent many centuries ago, the Skink Priest rose to infamy among Lizardman society. Blessed with the prophetic white hide, Lo'bo quickly rose to become a great spiritual leader as one of the few Lizardman Priests. Lo'bo witnessed firsthand the coming of Sotek and the eradication of the Skaven from Lustria. After learning that their homeland was under attack on multiple fronts, the Lizardmen realized that diplomacy would be needed to secure their jungle home for centuries to come. The time had come to forge relationships with other races of the World. A small band of the greatest Lizardman warriors was dispatched to the world outside of Lustria -- a world never before seen by reptilian eyes. This diplomatic trek was not without hardships, however, and many Lizardmen died in the process. Among the survivors was Lo'bo, who always kept faith that the mighty Sotek would lead them true. Making their way through the vast Elven forests, the sprawling Dwarven mountains, and the great Human plains, the Lizardmen found no solace. Having tangled with Humans in the past, no trust was to be found there. Anyone that would ally themselves with these encroachers was certainly no friend of the Lizardmen either. All they had were each other...that is until they made their way to the far East...

    "Mekoot Lobo is his name,
    And rappin' and tappin' is his game.
    He's the one who killed Monday with Tuesday and put Wednesday in the hospital.
    He called up Thursday to tell Friday not to bury Saturday on Sunday.
    Stuck his finger in the ground
    And turned the whole world around.
    He went up in a jug
    And beat the hell outta 'em with a club.
    He took today and brought back yesterday.
    Took the 4th of July and put it in June
    And made Leap Year jump over the moon.
    Mules has kicked him. They didn't bruise his hide. 
    Rattlesnakes has bit him, but they just crawled off and died.
    He picked up the rock that killed the Jango Liar
    And whooped Nero's ass for settin' Rome on fire.
    You know you seen him and heard him rap with Big Daddy Kane.
    He's been on albums with Cypress Hill, 2 Live Crew, Snoop Dogg, and House of Pain.
    Let me tell you somethin'. All those young men are rappin' good.
    But when it comes to rappin', Lobo was through with it before they knew what to do with it.
    
    He's been known to rise up, but he'll cool down later.
    He's a bad motherfucker. He's the Human Tornader!"
    
    -The Late Great Rudy Ray Moore