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− | "Many, many years ago, when the universe was still young and drenched in blood, the mighty lizards ruled the planet of Kaab. They were vicious and unrelenting in their love of war, assaulting planet after planet after planet, until all feared their names and the whispers of their scales. It was in such an eon of terror and blood that the mighty lizards dragged back to Kaab their most recent victim, a humble [[pinkie]] baker of another planet. He was a large man, and tender of flesh, so the lizards abandoned him to one of the spawning pools to feed their newly hatched spawn. But the man was covered in flour and yeast, and in the life giving ooze of the spawning pool, life found a way that the fearsome lizards had not expected. In the depth of night, after the newly spawned lizard spawn had torn into the baker's flesh, rending him limb from limb until little remained but scraps of flesh and shards of bone, his blood mixed with the flour and yeast and life ooze within the spawning pool, and something... else began to rise. It was not until the fall of Kaab, when the lizards had fallen from their golden age and been scattered across the known realms that this spawning pool finished its greatest, and last work. In the depths of the night, growing from the depths rose a new lizard. But he was something... different. Long of limb and lanky of flesh, with luscious red scales that gleamed in the dim light, his hair was long and drenched in the ooze. He pulled himself from the spawning pool, and fell upon the nearby beach, hungry and gasping for air, and war. This new lizard stood and staggered across the caves until he came to the entrance, covered in new corpses. While the sight of the flesh aroused his hunger, the taste made him recoil. It was not what his young stomach craved. And so the lizard set upon his quest. He traveled to new realms in search of a food that would soothe his hunger. And along the way, he discovered the delicious feast of war. <br>
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− | --As told by [[Dashi]]
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Revision as of 05:19, 6 April 2021
Coat at Spring Wars 2019.
Name: Coat
Realm: Tir Asleen
Unit: Horde - Awakened Saturday, October 5th, Year of Mayhem at Oktoberfest 2019
Race: Red Lizardman
Fighting Since: Fall 2017
Favorite Weapon Style: Board and Bat
Events Attended
- Polar Bear Brawl 2020,
- Wreck the Halls 2018, 2020,
- Battle For the Ring 2019, 2020,
- Wolfpack Opener 2018, 2019, 2020,
- Hybrasil Opener 2018,
- Vulden Opener 2019,
- Numenor Opener 2019,
- Spring Wars 2018, 2019,
- SKBC 2019,
- Melcaorme 2018, 2019,
- Armageddon 2018, 2019,
- Bear Brawl 2019,
- Revenge of the Spiral 2019,
- Rhun in June 2018, 2019,
- Chaos Wars 2019,
- Monster Mash 2017, 2018, 2019,
- Keep on the Borderlands 2019,
- Oktoberfest 2017, 2018, 2019,
- Abraxas Closer 2019,
- Eriador Halloween 2017, 2018, 2019,
- Hybrasil Closer 2017,
Real Lore in progress!
Fake stories about Coats origins