Xipher

Xipher aka Xiphypoo aka Xiph aka Den Mother

This half-elf half-yeti cross breed is a strange find. Known for their massive amounts of chest and back hair. Have a strange natural ability to create realms where ever they use the bathroom.
First sighted in the lands of Nan Belegorn many ages ago, has resided in Tir Asleen in more recent years. This creature is the main Reason Iowa has realms.

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Xipher has a gnome in his belly that grants wishes when rubbed. This ritual can only be performed once a day. The gnome ocassionally causes him extreme discomfort, as shown above. A concussed Chibi once tried to perform surgery on Xipher to rescue the poor beast, giving him an unreasonable fear of chef's knives and the phrase "Open it up, see what's inside."