Wizard Council
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Born from frothy beginnings, The Wizard Council is a modern-day supergroup of legendary killers & thrillers, first assembled at Chaos Wars 16. The Wiz-Hards are a hodgepodge of playboy zap chuckers, drunk ass silver-beards, & magick peddlers of a certain sway, them sonz of spells and madge. Listen up all you skanks-n-peasants;
- Is a storm brewin' to fuck up your party picnic? Or are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.
- Street Cred: http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder
The Original Nine
- Radaghast the Brown: Kade (animal magick)
- Metatron the Blue: Troll (robot magick)
- Shabazz the Green: Coop (nature magick)
- Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan (key magick)
- Alexander the White: Aleksii (caucasian magick)
- Semenex the Blur: Bishop (time magick)
- Maldar the Magician: Bodmin (magic magick)
- Pontius the Purple: Itan (mountain dew magick)
- Squim Squam the Shaman: Juicer (diversity hire)
Members
- Faticus the Bland: Brute (meat magick)
- Kroncinox the Incinerator: Marduk (fire magick)
- Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope (prepubescent magick)
- Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses (alcohol magick)
- Bartlby the Baked, AK47 the Black: Uargvak (black magick)
- Rosencrantz the Red: Fish (red-eye magick)
- Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse (ice magick)
Acolytes
- Yolo the Yellow: Poo (blunt-rolling magick)
- Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal (chaos magick)
- Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo (destiny magick)
- Purple the Haze: Wadu (dank magick)
- Mojito the Mexican: Ruben (latino magick)
- Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ
- Cevin the Chronicler: Cord (scribe magick)
- Brodo Faggins: Ralimar (grill ass bird)
Battle Log
- The Storm of Chaos
- The Witches Council, The Cult of Banzai, Blackwater Zombies, Grand Iggi the Corrupted, & the Chaos Gods
p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council. Or bribe your way in ya stanky bitch.
