Talk:Pirates Versus Ninjas

Revision as of 05:18, 5 November 2006

Spike -

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  Yup.

One Piece is not endorsed by pirates, but is simply offensive ninja propaganda used to paint an unrealistic portrait of the pirate lifestyle and causes pirate children to have a self-hating view by brainwashing them into thinking a pirate is what it is not.

Ryoma -
Removed

• As "booty" is a pirate exclusive term, and it is widely known that attractive women must posess on some level a nice booty, Pirates control all attractive women. Therefore, Ninjas must only have access to skanky, disease-ridden, or otherwise undesirable women.

Pirates are quite inexplicably obsessed with this "booty". Of course, ninjas realize that this is not the only attractive part of the woman, and thus claim "titty" and "snatch" as their territory, as these areas are easily preferable to booty. Ninja chicks have snatch like velvet and bountiful titties 99.999999% of the time. Also, disease isn't an object since ninjas are immune to all diseases, unlike pirates who are prone to scurvy.