Punch the Graavish's eye

this game is played only in the presence of graavish doomshield the youngest of the bugbears

things to have before hand:

beer money

beer

more money for beer

more beer

a fist

disregard for graavish's safety

steps: 1.find Graavish Doomshield at the fire

2. get him enibriated

3. have a female distract him(when not in right mindset any female may due even pink skins)

4. tap him on the shoulder

5. scream "slap, bitch"

6. punch him in the eye and laugh ashe goes "what the hell was that for"

the massive quantities of beer are three-fold purpose

1. ensure that he is to unbalanced to follow you

2. so he doesn't feel the bone shatter in his face and thus ensure a nights worth of hilarity

3.and hope that he can't remember in the morning cause bugbears are really really big and mean and strong