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| − | Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. | + | Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018. |
Galen saw a goblin's elbow once and never recovered. | Galen saw a goblin's elbow once and never recovered. | ||
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Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass. | Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass. | ||
| − | ''' | + | == Bog Juice == |
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| + | '''You will need:''' | ||
| + | * One (1) jar, any size, but bigger is better | ||
| + | * One (1) bottle cheap whiskey. If you're spending more than 12 dollars, you're doing it wrong. | ||
| + | * One (1) bag dried shitake mushrooms (whole or sliced) | ||
| + | * Optional: rosemary, for fragrance, and to give the illusion that what you have concocted is respectable and fit for human consumption. | ||
| + | * Anything else you think will make for a suitably abominable drinking experience | ||
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| + | '''Preparation:''' | ||
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| + | 1. Fill jar 1/2 to 3/4 of the way full with dried mushrooms | ||
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| + | 2. Add enough whiskey to cover tops of mushrooms | ||
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| + | 3. Place lid on jar, and leave to sit for at least a week. (Anything less, and you might wind up with something that's actually palatable.) | ||
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| + | 4. Add additional ingredients as the mood strikes | ||
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| + | 5. Enjoy your newfound infamy | ||
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| + | == Events Attended == | ||
*War of Wrath 2016 | *War of Wrath 2016 | ||
| − | *Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017 | + | *Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017, 2018 |
*Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018 | *Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018 | ||
*Silica Vale 2017, 2018 | *Silica Vale 2017, 2018 | ||
*Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018 | *Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018 | ||
Revision as of 07:47, 11 October 2018
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Galen (the Hungry)
"Wanna buy a kobold? I'll eat all your food and piss in your sink!"
Who's This Douchebag?
Name: Galen
Race: Khepri, formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold
Home Realm: Mallenorod
Fighting Since: April 2016
Weapon Proficiency: No
Fighting Style: Sword-and-board, Florentine, broadsword, crying so hard forever.
Emergency Food Supply: Oakhart
Oh, Lore?
Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018.
Galen saw a goblin's elbow once and never recovered.
Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass.
Bog Juice
You will need:
- One (1) jar, any size, but bigger is better
- One (1) bottle cheap whiskey. If you're spending more than 12 dollars, you're doing it wrong.
- One (1) bag dried shitake mushrooms (whole or sliced)
- Optional: rosemary, for fragrance, and to give the illusion that what you have concocted is respectable and fit for human consumption.
- Anything else you think will make for a suitably abominable drinking experience
Preparation:
1. Fill jar 1/2 to 3/4 of the way full with dried mushrooms
2. Add enough whiskey to cover tops of mushrooms
3. Place lid on jar, and leave to sit for at least a week. (Anything less, and you might wind up with something that's actually palatable.)
4. Add additional ingredients as the mood strikes
5. Enjoy your newfound infamy
Events Attended
- War of Wrath 2016
- Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017, 2018
- Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018
- Silica Vale 2017, 2018
- Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018
