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| − | The Black Corsairs were founded in the realm of [[Umbar]] and are led by no other than Captain [[Phallys]]! They eat little children, shoot lasers out of their eyes, and annihilate anything else in their path. If you talk bad about them, one of them will show up under your bed at night and stab you in the face. Contrary to popular belief, they hold no opinion about ninjas, other than that they taste like chicken, hence their name. It is actually a known fact that they were the ones that gave the Ninja that name for precisely that reason.
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| − | Their enemes include anyone that is opposed to freedom of commerce. In other words, they are mercenaries that will hunt down anyone telling them they can't be so. Actually, they will actively hunt down anyone who tells them they can't do anything, regardless of what it is. Some of them are extremely uneasy when away from the sea for extended periods of time, so it is best to follow these precautions when interacting with one:
| + | The Black Corsairs were founded in the realm of [[Umbar]] by Captain [[Alunsun]]. |
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| − | 1. Always wear your best garb. You will be addressing a being that is basically better than you.
| + | Weekly practices: |
| | + | -San Juan |
| | + | Parque Central (Calle Cerra in Santurce) |
| | + | Saturdays 11:00AM to 4:00PM |
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| − | 2. Bow your head. It shows respect and appreciation for all they have done for you.
| + | Members: |
| | + | 21 |
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| − | 3. Speak in a low tone only when addressed and asked to speak.
| + | Website: |
| | + | [http://www.blackcorsairs.com] |
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| − | With these three simple steps followed, your chances of not getting eaten whole are greatly increased.
| + | Contact: |
| | + | captain@blackcorsairs.com |
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| − | If you disagree with anything written above, nobody cares about you or what you think, because you are wrong.
| + | For the Corsairs, friendship and honor are more important than leadership and politics. |
| − | alsoifyoutakethisseriosulyyouneedtoreconsideryourwayoflifewearenotserious.sogohavefunitsacelebration
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Latest revision as of 13:46, 1 July 2014
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The Black Corsairs were founded in the realm of Umbar by Captain Alunsun.
Weekly practices:
-San Juan
Parque Central (Calle Cerra in Santurce)
Saturdays 11:00AM to 4:00PM
Members:
21
Website:
[1]
Contact:
captain@blackcorsairs.com
For the Corsairs, friendship and honor are more important than leadership and politics.
