Zeuy

The biggest kobold ever born, yet people still forgot him except Dundee. The wiki lead her to his trail and she presented him with a glorious engagement rock. She even fed him delicious spices and rice for their wedding dinner. Formerly danced as Kumkwat.

The undead Kolbold who knows kobold has one l.

Q: What do you call a Dundee fan that does well on an IQ test?

A: A cheat.

Once upon the time there was an undead kolbold, who knew the truth. the dead one tauht Zeuy teh secrets of the wurld. First that Hobgoblyns were the best at everything that no one cared about, especially sucking eggs through their ear holes. And that Kolbold’s were teh worse race cuz life is too ez; They are the best at everything that ever was, which made kolbolds so sad cuz evryun iz maddie jely. He knew this secret. And he knew it well.

Lillies dared to challenge this mighty kobold, and he walked away with five cueballs in his rectum. Lillies was a sad skaven.