Zeuy

The biggest kobold ever born. Formerly danced as Kumkwat.

The undead Kolbold who knows kobold has one l.

Q: What do you call a Dundee fan that does well on an IQ test?

A: A cheat.

Once upon the time there was an undead kolbold, who knew the truth That Hobgoblyns were the best at sucking eggs. And that Kolbold’s were second worse race at nothing. They are the best at everything that ever was. He knew this secret. And he knew it well. And all the hobgoblyns drank the water and vomited up seahorses.

Lillies dared to challenge this mighty kobold, and he walked away with five cueballs in his rectum.