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The biggest kobold ever born. Formerly danced as Kumkwat.
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The biggest kobold ever born, yet people still forgot him. Formerly danced as Kumkwat.
  
  
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Once upon the time there was an undead kolbold, who knew the truth
 
Once upon the time there was an undead kolbold, who knew the truth
That Hobgoblyns were the best at sucking eggs. And that Kolbold’s were second worse race at nothing. They are the best at everything that ever was. He knew this secret. And he knew it well. And all the hobgoblyns drank the water and vomited up seahorses.
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That Hobgoblyns were the best at everything. And that Kolbold’s were teh worse race. They are the best at everything that ever was, which made kolbold's sad. He knew this secret. And he knew it well.
  
Lillies dared to challenge this mighty kobold, and he walked away with five cueballs in his rectum.
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Lillies dared to challenge this mighty kobold, and he walked away with five cueballs in his rectum. Lillies was a sad skaven.

Revision as of 03:54, 19 December 2018

The biggest kobold ever born, yet people still forgot him. Formerly danced as Kumkwat.


The undead Kolbold who knows kobold has one l.

Q: What do you call a Dundee fan that does well on an IQ test?

A: A cheat.

Once upon the time there was an undead kolbold, who knew the truth That Hobgoblyns were the best at everything. And that Kolbold’s were teh worse race. They are the best at everything that ever was, which made kolbold's sad. He knew this secret. And he knew it well.

Lillies dared to challenge this mighty kobold, and he walked away with five cueballs in his rectum. Lillies was a sad skaven.

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