Zaku

Info

Real Name: Kyle "Chucklehead" Boyles
Race: Human
Realm: N/A
Unit: Ralingarde
Weapon of choice: Sword and board
Started Fighting: April 2006
Quote: "Will spar for a real M4"

Facts about Zaku

• Zaku has bitch hips
• Zaku is highly flammable.
  
• Zaku's name is Japanese for "wolf."
  
• Zaku is extremely gay and totally in love with Tom Cruise.
  
• Zaku's mom is really hot. Like, really fucking hot. Like the sun.
  
• Zaku plans to one day enter the Air Force, in spite of not being able to follow even the simplest orders from his unit commander.
  
• Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard.
  
• Zaku has tits.
  
• Zaku is frightened of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
  
• Zaku is extremely prone to breaking doorbells and ceiling fans.
  
• Zaku's favorite album is the soundtrack to the game "Battlefield: Vietnam."
  
• Zaku believes that existentialism sucks.
  
• Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard. (Again for emphasis)
  
• Zaku is prone to attack by angry hornets.