Zaku
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*Zaku is scared shitless of [[Hazard]].<br> | *Zaku is scared shitless of [[Hazard]].<br> | ||
*Zaku has tits.<br> | *Zaku has tits.<br> | ||
| − | *Zaku is frightened of sex, drugs, and | + | *Zaku is frightened of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.<br> |
*Zaku is extremely prone to breaking doorbells and ceiling fans.<br> | *Zaku is extremely prone to breaking doorbells and ceiling fans.<br> | ||
*Zaku's favorite album is the soundtrack to the game "Battlefield: Vietnam."<br> | *Zaku's favorite album is the soundtrack to the game "Battlefield: Vietnam."<br> | ||
Revision as of 17:03, 31 May 2006
Info
Real Name: Kyle "Chucklehead" Boyles
Race: Human
Realm: N/A
Unit: Ralingarde
Weapon of choice: Sword and board
Started Fighting: April 2006
Quote: "Will spar for a real M4"
Facts about Zaku
- Zaku is highly flammable.
- Zaku's name is Japanese for "wolf."
- Zaku is extremely gay and totally in love with Tom Cruise.
- Zaku's mom is really hot. Like, really fucking hot. Like the sun.
- Zaku plans to one day enter the Air Force, in spite of not being able to follow even the simplest orders from his unit commander.
- Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard.
- Zaku has tits.
- Zaku is frightened of sex, drugs, and rock and roll.
- Zaku is extremely prone to breaking doorbells and ceiling fans.
- Zaku's favorite album is the soundtrack to the game "Battlefield: Vietnam."
- Zaku believes that existentialism sucks.
- Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard. (Again for emphasis)
- Zaku is prone to attack by angry hornets.
