Zaku
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==Info== | ==Info== | ||
'''Real Name''': Kyle "Chucklehead" Boyles <br> | '''Real Name''': Kyle "Chucklehead" Boyles <br> | ||
− | '''Race''': Human <br> | + | '''Race''': [[Human]] <br> |
'''Realm''': N/A <br> | '''Realm''': N/A <br> | ||
'''Unit''': [[Ralingarde]] <br> | '''Unit''': [[Ralingarde]] <br> |
Revision as of 04:29, 1 June 2006
Info
Real Name: Kyle "Chucklehead" Boyles
Race: Human
Realm: N/A
Unit: Ralingarde
Weapon of choice: Sword and board
Started Fighting: April 2006
Quote: "Will spar for a real M4"
Facts about Zaku
- Zaku has bitch hips
- Zaku is highly flammable.
- Zaku's name is Japanese for "wolf."
- Zaku is extremely gay and totally in love with Tom Cruise.
- Zaku's mom is really hot. Like, really fucking hot. Like the sun.
- Zaku plans to one day enter the Air Force, in spite of not being able to follow even the simplest orders from his unit commander.
- Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard.
- Zaku has tits.
- Zaku is frightened of sex, drugs, and/or rock and roll.
- Zaku is extremely prone to breaking doorbells and ceiling fans.
- Zaku's favorite album is the soundtrack to the game "Battlefield: Vietnam."
- Zaku believes that existentialism sucks.
- Zaku is scared shitless of Hazard. (Again for emphasis)
- Zaku is prone to attack by angry hornets.
- Zaku's favorite band is the Cutting Crew.