Veithryn
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Revision as of 22:39, 25 January 2024
Fighting Since: January 2015
Current Realm Pyke
Past Realms Rath
Peerage: Squire to Dragoon Sare
Affiliations: God Squad, Society for the Preservation of Jerry Seinfeld's Unclaimed Children, Valkyries, Wizard Council of Archmages
Race: Khajiit
Favored Styles: Sword and Board, Min Red
Also known as: Blasting Bastet, Complainicus the Annoying, Screech Witch(this is offensive, as a wizard)
Contents |
Lore
Veithryn was born the strange human-cat hybrid daughter of Jerry Seinfeld (human counterpart still unknown) in the Darker Ages of the Throbbing Gams. Blessed with Jerry's superhuman strength and universally-loved hilarious jokes, Vei burst out into the furthest reaches of space, where she met a strange fellow named Pecos. Pecos was a perfect creature of god, and made every soul he touched a better one. Then Pecos died. Terribly.
Later, Veithryn was running across the Appalachian Plains when she came across a strange orb. The orb was orange - firm to the touch, but felt hollow. She chucked in onto the ground and, to her horror, it bounced back up into her hand. This is how Veithryn became the Harlem Globetrotter's first female member.
Some say that Veithryn is full of sticky bee-puke. This is because she is.
You might be asking yourself, "How many arms does Veithryn really have in there???" The answer will come to you in a fever dream.
Veithryn doesn't carry more than $20 on her at a time. The delivery fee you paid with your order is not a tip to Veithryn. Don't be a dickhead - give Veithryn a few bucks for making your life easier. Asshole.
It is Belegarth tradition to bring Veithryn an entire tray of lasagna at every event she attends. Don't forget to do your part in this well-honored ritual and bring a good wine pairing.
That's it for today, kids. Now go out and get some sunshine, before the air gets too smoky.
Awards Won/Taken
2nd Place New Fighter Tournament | Teutoburg Wald 2015
4th place New Fighter Tournament | Battle for the Ring 2016
Krunkest Wizard | Chaos Wars 2016
1st Place Mix-off Master | Chaos Wars 2017
1st Place Cutthroat Tournament | Battle of Pyke 2019
Trials Completed
Outer Temple Initiation - Acolyte - Barrel for The Great Hunt | 2015
Trials of Fire & Water - Inner Temple Trials for The Great Hunt | 2016
Disciple Trial - Probationary Membership Trial for God Squad | 2017
Poison Armor Trial - Personal Trial for God Squad Exhibition | 2018
Pabstism - Full Barrel Exhibit for God Squad | 2018
Events Attended
Days of Adventure(Amtgard) | (2015)
Salt Wars(Amtgard) | (2015)
Thaw Brawl | (2015, 2016, 2018)
Highlands of Chaos Opener | (2015, 2016)
Frozen Warriors | (2016)
Battle of Anigawa | (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Western Wars | (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2023)
Battle of Pyke | (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2023)
Chaos Wars | (2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019)
Battle For the Ring | (2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2023)
Teutoburg Wald | (2015, 2016)
Events Coordinated
Battle of Pyke - 2019
Western Wars 17 - 2023
Western Wars 18 - 2024
Leadership History
*Prime Minister of Rusty Gauntlet (Amtgard) - 2016-2017
*Realm Leader of Pyke - 2018-2019
*Secretary of Western Wars Nonprofit - 2024-current
