Veithryn
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<br>'''Fighting Since:''' January 2015 | <br>'''Fighting Since:''' January 2015 | ||
<br>'''Current Realm''' [[Rath]] | <br>'''Current Realm''' [[Rath]] | ||
| − | <br>'''Affiliations:''' [[God Squad]], [[Valkyries]] | + | <br>'''Affiliations:''' [[God Squad]], [[Society for the Preservation of Jerry Seinfeld's Unclaimed Children]], [[Valkyries]] |
<br>'''Race:''' [[Khajiit]] | <br>'''Race:''' [[Khajiit]] | ||
<br>'''Favored Styles:''' Sword and Board, Red, Spear | <br>'''Favored Styles:''' Sword and Board, Red, Spear | ||
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==Lore== | ==Lore== | ||
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| + | <br>Veithryn was born the strange human-cat hybrid daughter of [[Jerry Seinfeld]] (human counterpart still unknown) in the Darker Ages of the Throbbing Gams. Blessed with Jerry's superhuman strength and universally-loved hilarious jokes, Vei burst out into the furthest reaches of space, where she met a strange fellow named Pecos. Pecos was a perfect creature of god, and made every soul he touched a better one. Then Pecos died. Terribly. | ||
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| + | <br>Later, Veithrin was running across the Appalachian Plains when she came across a strange orb. The orb was orange - firm to the touch, but felt hollow. She chucked in onto the ground and, to her horror, it bounced back up into her hand. This is how Veithrin became the Harlem Globetrotter's first female member. | ||
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| + | <br>Some say that Veithrin is full of sticky bee-puke. This is because she is. | ||
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| + | <br>You might be asking yourself, "How many arms does Veithrin really have in there???" The answer will come to you in a fever dream. | ||
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| + | <br>Veithrin doesn't carry more than $20 on her at a time. The delivery fee you paid with your order is not a tip to Veithrin. Don't be a dickhead - give Veithrin a few bucks for making your life easier. Asshole. | ||
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| + | <br>It is Belegarth tradition to bring Veithrin an entire tray of lasagna at every event she attends. Don't forget to do your part in this well-honored ritual and bring a good wine pairing. | ||
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| + | <br>That's it for today, kids. Now go out and get some sunshine, before the air gets too smoky. | ||
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==Events Attended== | ==Events Attended== | ||
Revision as of 22:49, 19 October 2017
Fighting Since: January 2015
Current Realm Rath
Affiliations: God Squad, Society for the Preservation of Jerry Seinfeld's Unclaimed Children, Valkyries
Race: Khajiit
Favored Styles: Sword and Board, Red, Spear
Lore
Veithryn was born the strange human-cat hybrid daughter of Jerry Seinfeld (human counterpart still unknown) in the Darker Ages of the Throbbing Gams. Blessed with Jerry's superhuman strength and universally-loved hilarious jokes, Vei burst out into the furthest reaches of space, where she met a strange fellow named Pecos. Pecos was a perfect creature of god, and made every soul he touched a better one. Then Pecos died. Terribly.
Later, Veithrin was running across the Appalachian Plains when she came across a strange orb. The orb was orange - firm to the touch, but felt hollow. She chucked in onto the ground and, to her horror, it bounced back up into her hand. This is how Veithrin became the Harlem Globetrotter's first female member.
Some say that Veithrin is full of sticky bee-puke. This is because she is.
You might be asking yourself, "How many arms does Veithrin really have in there???" The answer will come to you in a fever dream.
Veithrin doesn't carry more than $20 on her at a time. The delivery fee you paid with your order is not a tip to Veithrin. Don't be a dickhead - give Veithrin a few bucks for making your life easier. Asshole.
It is Belegarth tradition to bring Veithrin an entire tray of lasagna at every event she attends. Don't forget to do your part in this well-honored ritual and bring a good wine pairing.
That's it for today, kids. Now go out and get some sunshine, before the air gets too smoky.
Events Attended
Thaw Brawl | (2015, 2016)
Highlands of Chaos Opener | (2015, 2016)
Frozen Warriors | (2016)
Battle of Anigawa | (2015, 2016, 2017)
Western Wars | (2015, 2016, 2017)
Battle of Pyke | (2015, 2016, 2017)
Chaos Wars | (2015, 2016, 2017)
Battle For the Ring | (2016, 2017)
Teutoburg Wald | (2015, 2016)
