Thaark

Hi. This Thaark. I win!

I tell you more later. Like, not now. Go away!

Ha! I win again! You suck at this game!

Later

Okay, so I'm Uruk-Hai. From Rath. That's like, a long way from other places where the Uruk-Hai are, but I've got long history. Sort of. But I tell you that more later than now later.

My vital Uruk-Hai stats are:

• Rank - Grunt
• Breed - Dire Wolf
• Tribe - Bloodfangs

That's all you get now. Come back more later, so I can win again!