Shake Weight

About: During the second day of Melcaorme Q, Champion of Eriador Mekoot Darvax fought well and placed high in all the tournament listings; notably placing first in the single blue tournament. On the third and final night Darvax was rewarded for his skill and was gifted a brand new shake weight, straight out of the box, with accompanying instructional DVD. Darvax will no doubt utilize such a lofty award to maintain the strength and dexterity of his arm, the ol’ fashion way.

Darvax would be named Champion of Eriador later that same evening. Yet how can such a honorable title measure in comparison to the gentle, graceful, curvaceous beauty of the shake weight?