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| − | [[Category:People]] | + | [[Category:People]][[Category:GELF]] |
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| − | [[Image:DSC00520.JPG|thumb|right|Eyes?]] | + | [[Image:saresmug.jpg|thumb|right|Sare looking undeservedly smug. Photo credit: [[Marek (Lady Marek)|Marek]]]] |
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| − | Sare is some guy who does stuff. | + | |
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| | '''Fighting since:''' April, 2006 | | '''Fighting since:''' April, 2006 |
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| − | '''Realm:''' [[Babylon Empire]] | + | '''Realm:''' [[Babylon Empire]], [[Pyke]] |
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| − | '''Units:''' [[Catalyst]], [[Gelfs|Gelf]] conscript, [[Mosquito Tribe]]
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| − | '''Styles:''' [[Sword and Board]], [[Javelin]], shredulating, fictioning
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| − | '''Garb:''' sucks
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| − | '''Knighthood status:''' Page to Sir [[Dopp]]
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| − | '''Likes:''' omg figbars, granola, writing way too much info on Belegarth wiki pages
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| − | '''Doesn't:''' drink or eat meat | + | '''Peerage:''' Dragoon - knighted by Sir [[Dopp]] at Chaos Wars XXII |
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| − | ==Sweet Stats==
| + | '''Units:''' [[Gelfs]], [[Mosquito Tribe]], [[God Squad]] |
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| − | Sare's full name is Sarreon, but yeah right, right? Having moved into a seemingly never-ending shebang with [[Dyse]] and [[Juicer]], Sare witnessed their activities with the curious foam-padded weaponry, and, while stalwartly denying every offer to join them, asked frequently about it. One night, Juicer goaded Sare into an introductory [[single blue]] tutorial in their living room, which rapidly evolved into single blue fights with the three of them out in the street, late at night, in January (bad ideas). After the three of them migrated to a pagoda with [[Lloki]] and [[Oryx]], Sare finally caved and attended his first fight in Drake Park under the added tutelage of [[Kaber]] and [[Aphex]].
| + | '''Former Units:''' [[Catalyst]], [[The Dirty Words]] |
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| − | By decree of Juicer, Sare is a [[Hat Troll]], because he is tallish and thin. Sare used to have a pretty cool-looking hat (pictured), but it has since mysteriously vanished into a nega-realm, never again to plague Sare's sweaty scalp with its itchy felt brim. During [[Chaos Wars 12|Chaos XII]] Sare donned the "Battle Bonnet," thus making him a de facto ''Bonnet Troll''. However, despite his vacillating racial designation, Sare doesn't act like a monster, and loathes the idea of having icky body paint on him during hot events.
| + | '''Styles:''' [[Sword and Board]], [[Archery]], shredulating, crying, going to bed nice and early |
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| − | Sare is a [[Sword and Board]]/[[Board and Bat]] fighter, and has recently begun fighting [[Florentine]], but sucks total dick at it. It was with the former penchant that he, with Juicer's guidance, forged [[Susan the Bashful]]. With this treacherous weapon he bashed in many faces until the club's demise in [[Tir na nOg]], thus ending the long elaborate joke that no one ever seemed to contest.
| + | '''Arm:''' Hurts, like, all the time these days |
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| − | The demeanor of this fighter is often extraordinarily condescending; to quote [[Remy]], Sare exudes ''pseudo-intellectual elitist bullcrap''. He berates other fighters for making grammatical errors (again, negating his essence as a monster), and is a perpetually sober noobstain who demands quiet at all times.
| + | '''Race:''' is a social construct |
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| − | Sare, who is a scientist, deducted that he also possesses a randomly occurring area of effect (AOE) of anterograde memory dysfunction (AMD) and a hitherto undiscovered syndrome of vampiric photographic intolerance (VPI). The AOE of AMD contributes to his continuum of anonymity at events outside of the Babylon Empire (so, Chaos Wars), resulting in numerous repeated introductions to people he has met since [[Chaos Wars 10|Chaos X]] (he was at that one, y'know). Sometimes the AMD can act quickly, causing standing "chat circles" to close Sare out without any active antisocial catalysts (e.g. saying something retarded, being a creeper, etc.). With this effect, Sare can effectively go completely unnoticed; he just wishes that this worked on the fighting field more often. The VPI is the stranger of the phenomena: after viewing countless Flickr and Photo Bucket folders of other people's event photos, one can only find Sare in a very, very small number of them. Wide shots of unit battles, ones in which he took part, show absolutely no evidence of his presence.
| + | '''Medieval Experiences Ruined:''' At least a hundred |
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| − | [[Image:Sareshred.jpg|thumb|right|Sare shredulating at WW VII]] | + | '''Cat:''' [[Hatchet (Demon)|Hatchet]] |
| | + | ==Knight and Dragoon== |
| | + | '''Knight:''' Sir [[Dopp]] <br/> |
| | + | Sare was knighted by Sir Dopp at Chaos Wars XXII as a Dragoon. |
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| − | The AOE of AMD was thwarted at Chaos Wars XIV, when Sare shredulated like a madman for and after the Bardic Competition. He shredulates regularly with a clan of owls called The Dirty Words.
| + | '''Squires:''' |
| | + | [[Veithryn]] - Realm: Pyke - Aug. 2023 <br/> |
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| − | Sare is the hearthmate of [[Gamin]]. He is also close friends with [[Bear]], but the rhyme of their names is purely coincidental, and is nowhere near the product of the unrequited love that lasts between certain other rhyming fighters in the [[Babylon Empire]].
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| | ==Events Attended== | | ==Events Attended== |
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| − | *[[Chaos Wars 10|Chaos Wars X]] | + | *Chaos Wars X-XXII |
| − | *[[Western Wars|Western Wars IV]] | + | *Western Wars IV, VI-XV |
| − | *[[Chaos Wars|Chaos Wars XI]]
| + | *War of the Gardens I-IV |
| − | *[[Chaos Wars 12|Chaos Wars XII]]
| + | *Battle for the Ring VIII, IX |
| − | *[[Chumpsgiving|Chumpsgiving III]]
| + | *Like, a few Oregon Openers, Chumpsgivings, Battles for Pyke |
| − | *[[Tir na nOg Opener]]
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| − | *[[Western Wars|Western Wars VI]]
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| − | *[[Chaos Wars 13|Chaos Wars XIII]] | + | |
| − | *[[Western Wars|Western Wars VII]] | + | |
| − | *[[Chaos Wars 14|Chaos Wars XIV]] | + | |
