Pirates
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[[Category: Pirates]] | [[Category: Pirates]] | ||
[[Image:pirate-disney.jpg|frame|A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.]] | [[Image:pirate-disney.jpg|frame|A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.]] | ||
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*Hated by Metallica | *Hated by Metallica | ||
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*We also have flying ships! | *We also have flying ships! | ||
*Pirates loot and pillage all the time. | *Pirates loot and pillage all the time. | ||
| + | *The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate. | ||
| + | *Pirates drink rum almost exclusively. The only exception is for an occasional iced mocha or chai tea with 2% milk. | ||
| + | *Pirates Prefer BBQ- or Cajun-flavored potato chips. | ||
| + | *A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey. | ||
| + | *Pirates possess parrots with eye patches and pirated prosthetic peg legs. | ||
| + | *Sometimes pirates kick cats just because. | ||
| + | *A pirate's semen is indestructable. | ||
| + | *Pirates hate all forms of dancing, except for break dancing, which [[lumberjacks]] would agree is awesome. | ||
| + | *All pirates have hair on their backs and knuckles. | ||
| + | **Women find this intriguing. | ||
| + | *A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns. | ||
[[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]] | [[Image:pirate_flying.jpg|frame|A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.]] | ||
Revision as of 05:47, 4 June 2006
A pirate showing he has what a ninja never will.
Pirate Info:
- Hated by Metallica
- Awesome
- Smelly - It's called good personal filth management.
- Way cooler than Ninjas
- Make everybody die except for the hot chicks
- Physics Geniuses, how else could they shoot those cannons with such accuracy?
- The best drinkers and makers of Rum!
- Total Chick Magnets!
- We also have flying ships!
- Pirates loot and pillage all the time.
- The only thing that can kill a pirate is another pirate.
- Pirates drink rum almost exclusively. The only exception is for an occasional iced mocha or chai tea with 2% milk.
- Pirates Prefer BBQ- or Cajun-flavored potato chips.
- A pirate's sweat tastes like whiskey.
- Pirates possess parrots with eye patches and pirated prosthetic peg legs.
- Sometimes pirates kick cats just because.
- A pirate's semen is indestructable.
- Pirates hate all forms of dancing, except for break dancing, which lumberjacks would agree is awesome.
- All pirates have hair on their backs and knuckles.
- Women find this intriguing.
- A pirate ejaculates fully-grown leprechauns.
A time-traveling pirate ship flies undetected over trees full of fragile, delicate, angst-ridden ninjas in the future.
