Marjack

Bugbears believe that Marjack is the greatest god, of course, since he is the bugbear god (it helps that they're right). In the beginning, there was only Chaos, until Marjack awoke himself and created order. Then he created the other gods, to act as his children. After a time, they desired to create a world, so they all got together to plan it, and created the world we live in. THe gods then celebrated, and drank until they all passed out, even Marjack. But he awoke first, and decided to populate the world with his people... so he took a bit of the spark of each god, and then mixed it with his own, and made bugbears. Every other god saw these creatures on the world when they awoke, and tried to duplicate the feat, but they used only their own power, so each other race is a flawed, and lesser, version of bugbears. Since all these races were created and there were no homelands, yet... all the races fought, and the bugbears of course fought the hardest and most brutally.. so much so that the other gods came to Marjack and said that there needed to be homelands defined, so that each race would always have somewhere to belong. So Marjack determined that there would be a contest of the gods.. they would throw stones at the earth, and where each gods stone fell, that would be the type of land that his children would call home. So, the gods got together and the night before this contest, had another celebration. But while the other gods were drinking and partying, Marjack stood outside and threw stones, to practice. HE practiced until he could hit EXACTLY what he was aiming at. In the morning, The gods drew lots to determine the order they would go in, and the competition began. The human gods struck the area that allowed their children to live anywhere. Dwarven gods struck the stone mountains, etc. This went on, until at the very last, all that were left were Marjack and the Elven gods. And the only two places left on the world unclaimed were the forests and the deserts. Marjack had drawn before the Elven gods, so as he prepared to cast his stone, aiming for the forest... the elven gods cast an enchantment upon Marjack, to cause him to see the desert where the forest was, and the forest where the desert was. SO marjack threw his stone.. and it went right where he aimed, since he had practiced all night.. right into the desert. Marjack was so angry at the Elven gods that he declared that ever would there be a hatred for the elves in the hearts of bugbears, and to show their pointed hearts, Marjack made the ears of elves pointed and sharp.

God of Bugbears and creater of both Bugbears and Hat Trolls. god of war. ultimate creator of all other gods. greatest god ever. ever. don't challenge marjack cause he'll hurt you. he'll hurt you real good. like hillbilly deliverance hurt bring it on .RAAAAAGH BORDON SHUSKA SHIERA-HAI!!!!!! BRING IT ON PINK SKINS THE WORLD WILL RUN RED WITH YOUR THIN BLOOD AS YOUR CHILDREN ARE FED TO MARJACK'S GLORY. WE ARE THE ULTIMATE, THE ONLY WORTHY OF EXISTENCE, THE TRUE CHILDREN OF MARJACK. LET NOT THE PALED OTHER RACES WEAKEN YOUR RESOLVE WE SHALL DESTROY ALL. DEATH AND MAYHEM ARE THE PRAYERS OF MARJACK.