Eris

Basic: Guardsman of House Dregoth, House water runner, Purveyor of snickerdoodles (if she likes you...)

Fighting Style: florentine, archery, and red weapons

Lives: In a nice sparkling glass house overlooking a lovely sandy bluff.

Mundane name: Just stick with "Eris"... It's easier that way...

Mundane job: Data-entry monkey for an evil plastic company. You know those impossible to open plastic things that MP3 players and other electronics come in? Yeah, she's responsible for those. Grr...

Liquor of choice: vodka

literary genre of choice: as long as it's not Bronte sisters era British lit, we're all good.

" do do do dododo Sex with monkeys...."