BatSchwede
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Attributes of The BatSchwede
Powers
- Destroying peoples kidneys just by glaring at them
- Screaming really F***ing loudly at people
- Being intimidating
- HES THE GODDAMN BATSCHWEDE
Preface
This is a story about a legendary warrior known only as the BatSchwede. Nobody in the world knows anything about him (Except the dipshit writing this), who is he, where did he come from, why is he here? To be honest nobody gives a shit, but unfortunately for me you are reading this anyway so I might as well give you a good time.
BatSchwede Begins
Before the Batschwede there was no justice in the world, weebs ran amok, and Idiots prevailed throughout the land. Chaos ensued for years, and then suddenly like a bat out of hell the GODDAMNED BatSchwede appeared and wrecked all of their kidneys with his sick flail skills and epic deep wraps.
It is rumoured that he came to the Highlands of Chaos from a dark and desolate land. A place where the earth is salted and barren, where water is filled with unimaginable horrors. Iowa.
Another rumour concerning the origins of the BatSchwede is that he is just some dude in his late 20s who was bored with just utterly obliterating new fighters kidneys left and right, and needed a new outlet to channel his boredom this just goes to prove dangerous the BatSchwede really is when he is bored
The Dark Knight Rises
The first major recorded sighting of the BatSchwede was at the Highland of Chaos opener 2k16 where he joined forces a group of legendary fighters including (but not limited to) SuParMan, Booster Gold, The Blue Beetle, and many others. Together they fought against the forces of scrubdom and just looked completely badass while doing it. Here the BatSchwede proved himeself to be one of the greatest fighters in all of the land.
