BatSchwede
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be honest nobody gives a shit, but unfortunately for me you are reading this anyway | be honest nobody gives a shit, but unfortunately for me you are reading this anyway | ||
so I might as well give you a good time. | so I might as well give you a good time. | ||
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Chaos ensued for years, and the suddenly like a bat out of hell the GOD DAMNED BatSchwede appeared and wrecked all of | Chaos ensued for years, and the suddenly like a bat out of hell the GOD DAMNED BatSchwede appeared and wrecked all of | ||
their kidneys with his sick flail skills and epic deep wraps. | their kidneys with his sick flail skills and epic deep wraps. | ||
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| + | It is rumoured that he came to the Highlands of Chaos from a dark and desolate land. A place where the earth is salted | ||
| + | and barren, where water is filled with unimaginable horrors. Iowa. | ||
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| + | Another rumour concerning the origins of the BatSchwede is that he is just some dude in his late 20s whos bored with just | ||
| + | breaking new fighters kidneys left and right, and needed a new outlet to channel his boredom | ||
Revision as of 04:42, 10 August 2016
Orgin Story
Preface
This is a story about a legendary warrior known only as the BatSchwede. Nobody in the world knows anything about him (Except the dipshit writing this), who is he, where did he come from, why is he here? To be honest nobody gives a shit, but unfortunately for me you are reading this anyway so I might as well give you a good time.
Beginnings
Before the Batschwede there was no justice in the world, weebs ran amok, and Idiots prevailed throughout the land. Chaos ensued for years, and the suddenly like a bat out of hell the GOD DAMNED BatSchwede appeared and wrecked all of their kidneys with his sick flail skills and epic deep wraps.
It is rumoured that he came to the Highlands of Chaos from a dark and desolate land. A place where the earth is salted and barren, where water is filled with unimaginable horrors. Iowa.
Another rumour concerning the origins of the BatSchwede is that he is just some dude in his late 20s whos bored with just breaking new fighters kidneys left and right, and needed a new outlet to channel his boredom
