User:Lady Bug

Lady Bug

Real Name: Amelia Jordan-Squires

Home Town: Shoreline, WA

Home Realm: Gondor, located in Seattle WA or there abouts

Units: None, I am unitless

Events: One. I have no social life.

How I got my Name: I found one in my bra alive after a very long and itchy practice.

Well, my Belegarth history is short, only six months long, with only four months of fighting. My good friend Flounder, aka. Benjamin Marcus Irland introduced me to the game my freshman year of college. Being that both of us were at the same college in Minnesota, there was no one to fight with and so my fighting career didn't really start until May 1st. This is when I got home and joined Gondor, who was then only three or four strong. From there it was a good two months before I found my aggressive side and finally starting killing people. I went to Westeran Wars and naturally embarrassed myself. I now own six weapons, five swords and a battle axe. I was once told that I would be a good ogress, but I have never met one so I doubt that.

The Life History of Hildoth (Short for Hilda of the Huns)

Birth

Hildoth was born April 29th, 1986 at 5:25 pm to a geriatric mother and an ancient father. They loved their daughter on sight, despite her third nipple.

Youth

20 months after her birth, Hildoth's now even older mother and father gave birth to another girl. She was named Hannah, after her great, great, great, great, great, grandmother who holds the record for most murders at one time with an axe in Massachusstes (Hildoth doesn't know how to spell). Something like 22. Hildoth and Hannah grew up happy, living on top of the hill and watching the sun rise together with their mason father who would one day save a mans life and then quite forever. When ready to start school, Hildoth and her family relocated to "Happy Valley" where Hildoth and Hannah would attend school.

Older than Youth, Younger than Adult

Hildoth and Hannah are dire enemies and both have scars to prove it. School sucks, except for her best best friend Droca. Droca is English and had fire red hair gilded in gold that Hildoth is jealous of and so she gets a perm and has red hair for four years. She later grows it out and decided cury hair just isn't for her. Droca also gives Hildoth her name. Hildoth's name from before is unspeakable. After Hannah reaches "higher" education, she and Hildoth become the best of friends, besides Droca. Hildoth is very proud of her sister, and now lives somewhat vicariously through her actions at the school of the Thunderbirds. Hannah is 6'1", blonde, works out every day, is well built, very very smart, and does three extra curricular activities. Hildoth thinks that someday Hannah will be in the Olympics, and Hannah agrees.

Adulthood, Well, Sort of

Hildoth is anxcious to leave home, where old mother and ancient father are grinding on her nerves. She chooses a school two mountain ranges away and in the middle of the "flat-lands". She and Hannah part in tears. Droca is back in her homeland, and so she and Hildoth cannot say proper farwells. Now at school, Hildoth faces her mental beasts and does battle with them for the first year. She meets Flounder, the very weird but strangely good smelling Bug Bear. He helps her through her mental battles. Flounder introduces her to Belegarth, and Hildoth is interested.

I Don't Wanna Grow up, Just Wanna be a Toys'R'Us Kid

Hildoth goes home after school and doesn't like it one bit. She joins Gondor and faces down her physical violence fears, and then beats the shit out of her fellow realm mates. During a practice, the Coleopteran Lady Beetle crawls into the left cup of her bra and makes fighting hell. Hildoth can't exactly go in and save her breast right in the middle of the park, with males watching. She waits till she is home, and then fishes the offending insect out. Well, she then finds her true fighting name. The rest is subject to change.