Aggressive Campaign
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Izareth has launched an Agressive Campaign. It is a booming success
Take Horde Seriousely
Have you taken us seriously lately?
Some perks to Horde in your neighborhood:
- 1)Colorful Graffitti
- 2) No shortage of yelling assinine opinions
- 3) The distinct lack of resident elves
- 4) Our hunger for knowledge is unquenchable
- 5) What do unquenchable mean?
- 6) We allow present Aristocracy to stay in control (less time of ours wasted on "That my sheep" "no, that my sheep" "WAAH WAAH"
- 7) We step in for mercy shepherd killing
- 8) Green is a bootiful color, not so much purple though
- 9) We kill other armies, allowing a balance of Hordish power to rest finally to the land
- 10) We burn Trees, especially ancient ones that "has been there for generations, and my father used to blah, blah, blah..." FREE OF CHARGE
- 11) We might cook you a feast at Beltaine
- 12) We might let you eat the feast we cooked for you at Beltaine
- 13) We made Denara's Halloween costume
- 14) We decorated Angmarth's office space
- 15) We invented Foam Fighting(TM)
- 16) We don't sue you for using our invention
- 17) Dee teleporting Izzy
- 18) If you don't accept us into your heart, you are bound to burn forever (or at least as long as you live on fire)
- 19) We doount spels soe guut
- 20) I joined the Militia by signing my name on some guy's hide!
- 21) When we rule, we shall be lenient on you, you have our word
- 22) We can lie at the drop of a hat!
- 23) We never drop our hats
- 24) How many reasons do your group have anyway?
- 25) We took over Belegarth in a silent coup, and then gave it back, cause we so nice.
- 26) We all hot and sexay
- 27) Horde's got Doo-Dads...well not ALL Horde
- 28) Horde's got hot chicks, sans doo-dads!
- 29) Horde knows what 'Sans' means
- 30) you don't know what sans means, do you?
- 31) Horde respects our 'elders' like the EBF
- 32) Horde don't really respect anybody, it's all lip service yo!!!
- 33) YAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
- 34) Yoo ken trust dee Horde
- 35) Whin dee most edukated an fair monster, Izareth, flips da switch goin' savage... EVERYONE BLEEDING!
- 36) Three dozen, and still going stronger than people who wear sunglasses on the field
- 37) I wrote The Dark Tower Series under a pseudonym, and I can't even tell you what it's about!
- 38) Grath Marenghi is my uncle, my ugly uncle.
- 39) We have awesome huge bases all over the world, just like Cobra! I'm not afraid of calling a tactical retreat like old Cobra Commander!
- 40) We allow all ages and genders and races to BE DESTROYED IN OUR WAKE!
- 41) You may go to better events throughout the year than the events we run, but it'll be because we made your event by not being busy.
- 42) The answer to the Universal question.
- 43) Jimmy Carter, yeah, he's one of us. Peanut Farmer/ unexpected superhero.
- 44) Speaking of Superheros we got Ju'Dekei!
- 45) We eat our veggies, and grow the ones you feed your babies. We never get thanks for it either!
- 46) I mean... have you seen Nanga?
- 47) Pick that up
- 48) Put that down
- 49) We'll mock you while singing to the tune of london bridge
- 50) We have Izareth.....being the great coman....er monster that he is.
- 51) It's true - Horde just has more fun.
- 52) Anyone who listens to them talk for long enough will adopt their speech patterns. Its like crack.
- 53) NOBODY is as cool as Izzy
- 54) We bring home the Bacon
- 55) We bring home the cheese
- 56) We don't let you have the bacon or cheese, cause we know it's bad for you
- 57) We eat it all ourselves, and still look supa sexay
- 58) DoNut? you out there? we waiting...
- 59) In the general scheme of things, who better? Really better? All the time?
- 60) We allow people to use our patented inventions free of charge all the time
- 61) We invented and patented fun
- 62) We patented and invented ass-kicking
- 63) Do you like cheese?
- 64) Tonight is the night...for lovers...goblyn lovers...
- 65) We ran in the last election and won exactly 28% of the overall votes, not bad for Horde party
- 66) We fight with foam swords, but do real damage, that's just how we roll
- 67) We cause inner strife, for ourselves first
- 68) You also not immune to strife
- 69) The strife is comin' and I'm not going to make any innuendo
- 70) Joo ever notice that saying you not make innuendo is making innuendo
- 71) Innuendo is a registered trademark of Horde Services Inc.
- 72) We'll take 'em, we'll break 'em and we'll laugh while we do it...'em
- 72) Slap you. (See 67)
- 73) Dey hav Plans C and D
- 74). Sometimes, when tings be bad, da Horde busts out the Gonads AND strife! (Copyrighted by da HOrde 2006)
- 75) Steve Colbert actually be a goblyn in pinkie clothes.
- 76)dOnUt be back, trying to avoid being hobogob ice pop.
- 77)Lacy elbows covers be sexy lingerie.
- 78) Izzy can easily be imagined as Willy Wonka circa Gene Wilder.
- 79) They also own chocolate.
- 80) Lowering taxes and supporting the American family is thier number one priority.
- 81) They love children.
- 82) Don't you feel safe?
- 79)Ayn Rand had a dream she didnt tell anybody about
- 80)We know the secrets of Matthew Lesko
- 81)Nitchie died of syphalis, we dont have syphalis
- 82)Horde is the crumbs of cheese in your peanutbutter.
- 83) We have in our sole possesion the skull of Charles Darwin which grants us imortality.
- 84) We also have a thigh bone of health +4
- 85) Horde don't play d&d
- 86) 'Cause this is the best of all possible worlds.
- 87) Didn't your mom tell you to eat all of your children?
- 88) Was syphalis mentioned?
- 89) They have hovering hats.
- 90) They don't like ayn rand either, it's okay.
- 91) They burned your copy of The Metamorphisis
- 92) We support a da famalees, beecawze they so filling at meal time...fun ya I ment fun at meel time...specially da babies
- 92) didnt that ayn rand have da sypahlis?
- 93) Only becuse Spike sent it to her with the time machine he keeps in his pocket.
- 94) Who knows?
- 95) Who cares?
- 96) Why?
- 97) Why not?
- 98) It doesn't matter.
- 99) Everything COULD matter.
- 101) We don't even NEED a 100
- 102) Did you see Juicer's avatar? We have Gorlock. Actually, we have Juicer too. Well really, everyone in Horde is supremely awesome.
- 103) Gorlock caused the Equinox typhoon.
- 104) Seriously though, we're sorry about that. Not too sorry, but kind of.
- 105) We* got Death Star
- 106) We* got Death Star
- 107) And you know that we* got it (Death Star)
- 108) Oh Shit! It's DR. JULES!
- 109) River Water, Bugbear Blood, Skaven Brew, Slaughter Splash, whatever Zzyzx is mixing up, etc...but then again, you probably don't remember how great they are, because they are just that great.
- 110) we kicked Zartan and the Dreadnaughts out of the Horde for being "light sensitive crybabies"
- 111) Inanna can speak the binary language of loadlifters, very similar to your moisture vaporators in most respects.
- 112) There is no 2 in binary code, just one and zero, on and off. Like what you were before you met the Horde, and what you were afterward.
- 113) We are affiliated with, and have members in all realms. At least all realms that matter.
- 114) Did you know that this board has about 100 invisible forums? And Horde is in control of all of them, except the sucky ones.
- 115) TRUTH!!!
- 116) Horde has dee best spies - Yoo shood no, yoo es probably one of dem.
- 117) We got Headhunters, but we don't always sick em on yous.
- 118) We love life, and bring joy to usselves, what more could you want from us, selfishies.
- 119) We own you house, cars and swimmin' pools, and we even let Juicer hang out and shout at you neighbors
- 120) Dead River Horde is full up with unconditional love, OF HATE!
- 121) We make good movies, starring fantastic new faces
- 122) We understand Shrat, and we don't shun him.
- 123) You should all be ashamed of youselves, but I won't tell on all of you.
- 124) We got to hurt [Dagganoth], and many others
- 125) We formed our own bobsled team in a classic fish-out-of-water tale in which we became winners without actually winning the race.
- 126) Horde can lead a horse to water, and when it doesn't drink, we punch it in the face and drown it.
- 127) "Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Krieger calls the pile of dead elves in his front yard.
- 128) HORDE WIN!
- 129) We let Dagganoth get there first.
- 130) Ain't Donut Cute?
- 131) We control the weather
- 132) We won't do you "weather favors"
- 133) We had all three catalytic elements for the MASS device, but we wanted to watch GI Joe fight to get them anyway
- 134) We eat our vegetables, and they give us superpowers
- 135) When you eat our vegetables, they WON'T do the same for you.
- 135) We got Spike
- 136) "Just passing through"
- 137) We can and WILL institute our newest scheme. "Plan H"
- 138 ) You wish you knew what "Plan H" was
- 139) Your puppy or kitty didn't "run away". We ate him.
- 141) Kitty go CRUNCH..with catsup...
- 142) Dere be da Bunny of World Domination..he be your friend.
- 143) Until SQUISH...no more pinkie...
- 144) dOnUt be adorable hobogobo..so adorable you don't see da shiv til pinkie stew.
- 145) Everybody's likes donuts.
- 146) dere be donut filling...also so you don't see da shiv.
- 147) We have an aggresive campaign.
- 148) Just when you think it's over - Horde keeps it going.
- 149) Horde threads never die, just like their memebers.
- 151) We don't need a 150 either.
- 152) Headhunters. Need I say more?
- 153) Soilent Green is people!!
- 154) Horde, serving Soilent Green to people since Beltaine I
- 155) Horde Services Inc. created the internet.
- 156) Then for fun we gave the rights to Al Gor, and watched the hilarity ensue.
- 157) Koom Campfire stories.
- 158)
- 159) HORDE DON'T NEED A 1000!
- 160) [Kira] loves Horde
- 161) We don’t have ‘Jarl Sir Maddog’
- 162) We eat raw energon to recharge our batteries.
- 163) We disclaim that Kitten pauldrons and all, we don’t have Moxk, but we did teach him to be super cute, and kill kittens.
- 164) We knock your socks off, and then lovingly put them back on saying, ‘it’s cold out there silly”.
- 165) We come to battle practice.
- 166) We have a ship, and Izareth is it’s Captain.
- 167) No you can’t come on the Ship.
- 168) No, you can’t touch my hat.
- 169) Yes, we will smuggle your contraband.
- 170) We can’t spell Jarl Sir Madog’
- 171) We don’t post so-called “wedgie videos”
- 172) We don’t take guff.
- 173) Was that Guff, I just saw you tryin’ to hand us?
- 174) You can keep it, can’t you read? Go two up!
- 175) I’ve seen the Aerol Flynn Robin Hood
- 176) No! It wasn’t new at the time!
- 177) We got plans.
- 178) 2007, the Horde Year of Mayhem.
- 179) We ghost-write for Langston Hughes and Danielle Steele.
- 180) You know you read good poetry and bad romance novels.
- 181) We always sound like drunk Russians.
- 182) We are stupid.
- 183) You are stupider.
- 184) When people want to “enjoy the game” they join us.
- 185) When people want to “win the game” they don’t join us.
- 186) We still regularly “beat” people regardless of their affiliation.
- 187) We invented Metal, and gave it to Bodmin to be it’s chosen warrior.
- 188) We wrote, directed and starred in the movies The Last Dragon, Trick or Treat, and the animated Rock and Rule.
(*) Kazi Enterprises are in no way affiliated with Horde Corp Incorporated