Zzyzx

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Real Name: James Funderburk

Race: Hobgoblyn

Unit: Dead River Horde

Realm: Dead River (aka Dur-Demarion)

Fighting Since: 1995, renewbified in 2003

Weapons of choice: Spear and dagger, sword and strap, javvies, florintine

Favorite Meal: Combo #1

Trusted Warrior to Koom, fiercely loyal to Izareth.

Zzyzx is a fighter, weaponsmith, photographer, and tactician for the Dead River Horde, contributing such tactics as "Passing Thru" and "Horde Check Point". Also skilled in Liquormancy, Zzyzx was one of the creators of River Water, made infamous at OcktoberFest '05.

For all you pinkies: Zzyzx is the only member of the Horde you can *totally* trust, and would *never* ever backstab you or your unit.

For the ladies: Hello, ladies.