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*Mojito the Mexican: [[Ruben]] (latino magick)
 
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*Igakus the Stout: [[Iggi]] (power-lifting magick)
 
*Igakus the Stout: [[Iggi]] (power-lifting magick)
*Hephaestus the Hasty: [[Marrick]] (''Guano the Batshit, although clever, is not this wizard's name'')
 
 
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Revision as of 22:06, 25 March 2017

Born from frothy beginnings, The Wizard Council is a modern-day supergroup of legendary killers, thrillers, and miller beer spillers. First assembled at Chaos Wars 16 and continuing to this day, the Wiz-Hards are a swarthy gang of playboy zap-chuckers, drunk ass silver-beards, & potion peddlers with that certain sway. Mostly just stoners, adventurers, and drunk people. ZERDS. So listen up you skanks and peasants...

  • Is a storm a brewin' set to fuck up your party-picnic? Are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? Did a shithead necromancer just bring your dead dog back to life? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.


Contents

Wizards Of Note

The Original Nine Council Wizards

  • Radaghast the Brown: Kade (bird magick)
  • Metatron the Blue: Troll (word magick, inventor of robot magick)
  • Shabazz the Green: Coop (nature magick)
  • Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan (key magick - especially the Knock spell)
  • Alexander the White: Aleksii (healer and field surgeon)
  • Pontius the Purple: Itan (purple magick? duh.)
  • Semen-X the Blur: Bishop (time magick, caretaker of the time matrix)
  • Maldar the Magician: Bodmin (illusion magick)
  • Squim Squam the Shaman: Juicer (diversity hire)

Full-Time Members

  • Rosencrantz the Red: Fish (red-eye dank magick)
  • Purple the Haze: Wadu (double-dank magick)
  • Orgent the Orange: Argent (laughing magick)
  • Faticus the Bland: Brute (master of cantrips)
  • Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses (alcohol magick)
  • Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo (tasty magick)
  • Bartlby the Baked, AK47 (aka) the Black: Uargvak (black magick)
  • Synthesus the Melodick: Sare (shredulation magick)
  • Def the Leopard: Ace (the dude Ace) (butt-rock magick)
  • Complainicus the Annoying: Veithryn (master of complaintrips)
  • Cackitus Pam: Krow (interdimensional travelling magick)

Acolytes

  • Yolo the Yellow: Poo (blunt-rolling magick)
  • Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal (chaos magick)
  • Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ (haggard magick)
  • Mojito the Mexican: Ruben (latino magick)
  • Igakus the Stout: Iggi (power-lifting magick)
  • Bear (oso magick)

Affiliates

  • Brodo Faggins: Ralimar (grill ass bird)
  • Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope (youth magick)
  • Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse (ice magick)
  • Kroncinox the Incinerator: Marduk (fire magick)
  • Dillweed the Condiment: Dangus (flavor magick) (once, unheard-of since)
  • Cevin the Chronicler: Cord (scribe/fanboy)
  • Stichio the Corpse-Tickler:Stich (formerly a shaman-terrorist turned crack-rock golem)
  • The Sloth-Elk: Bran (slow, angry creature dude)

Battle Log

Chaos Wars 16

  • The Storm of Chaos

Chaos Wars 17

  • The Witches Council, The Cult of Banzai, Blackwater Shaman Zombies, & Grand Iggi the Corrupted

Chaos Wars 18

  • The Son of the Storm of Chaos, The Plague Doctor, & the Foggy Demon

Chaos Wars 19

  • Ratchet the Gnoll Girl, Crybaby Pirates, & The Son of the Son of the Storm of Chaos (shittiest installment in the franchise yet)

Chaos Wars 20

  • Brohemian Grove Blood Magick Millionaires featuring Donald Trump, Moloch, & The High Priest Beef Supreme. The Screech Witch. Aliens. And the quiet rise of the Assassins.



p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council. Or bribe your way in ya stanky bitch.

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