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*Synthesus the Melodick: [[Sare]] (shredulation magick) | *Synthesus the Melodick: [[Sare]] (shredulation magick) | ||
*Def the Leopard: [[Ace (the dude Ace)]] (butt-rock magick) | *Def the Leopard: [[Ace (the dude Ace)]] (butt-rock magick) | ||
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*Hepthaestus the Hasty: [[Marrick]] | *Hepthaestus the Hasty: [[Marrick]] | ||
*Cackitus Pam: [[Krow]] (Interdimensional travelling magick) | *Cackitus Pam: [[Krow]] (Interdimensional travelling magick) | ||
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==='''Acolytes'''=== | ==='''Acolytes'''=== | ||
Revision as of 17:47, 22 February 2017
Born from frothy beginnings, The Wizard Council is a modern-day supergroup of legendary killers, thrillers, and miller beer spillers. First assembled at Chaos Wars 16 and continuing to this day, the Wiz-Hards are a swarthy gang of playboy zap-chuckers, drunk ass silver-beards, & potion peddlers with that certain sway. Mostly just stoners, adventurers, and drunk people. ZERDS. So listen up you skanks and peasants...
- Is a storm a brewin' set to fuck up your party-picnic? Are horny ass ogres on the loose in your backyard? Did a shithead necromancer just bring your dead dog back to life? We handle that shit. Call us. We wiz.
- Street Cred: http://www.vice.com/read/LARP-harder
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Wizards Of Note
The Original Nine Council Wizards
- Radaghast the Brown: Kade (bird magick)
- Metatron the Blue: Troll (word magick, inventor of robot magick)
- Shabazz the Green: Coop (nature magick)
- Guildenstern the Gold: Kurgan (key magick - especially the Knock spell)
- Alexander the White: Aleksii (healer and field surgeon)
- Pontius the Purple: Itan (purple magick? duh.)
- Semen-X the Blur: Bishop (time magick, caretaker of the time matrix)
- Maldar the Magician: Bodmin (illusion magick)
- Squim Squam the Shaman: Juicer (diversity hire)
Full-Time Members
- Rosencrantz the Red: Fish (red-eye magick)
- Purple the Haze: Wadu (dank magick)
- Orgent the Orange: Argent (laughing magick)
- Faticus the Bland: Brute (master of cantrips)
- Man-O-Beer the Weird: Melee Moses (alcohol magick)
- Bilbongus the Percolated: Bilbo (tasty magick)
- Bartlby the Baked, AK47 (aka) the Black: Uargvak (black magick, also responsible for making the trees grow)
- Synthesus the Melodick: Sare (shredulation magick)
- Def the Leopard: Ace (the dude Ace) (butt-rock magick)
- Complainicus the Annoying: Veithryn (master of complaintrips)
- Hepthaestus the Hasty: Marrick
- Cackitus Pam: Krow (Interdimensional travelling magick)
Acolytes
- Yolo the Yellow: Poo (blunt-rolling magick)
- Post-Humous the Destroyer: Postal (chaos magick)
- Dildongus the Diarrhea: Battle Christ (haggard magick)
- Mojito the Mexican: Ruben (latino magick)
- Igakus the Stout: Iggi (power-lifting magick)
- Bear (oso magick)
Affiliates
- Brodo Faggins: Ralimar (grill ass bird)
- Kidontis the Forever Young: Rope (youth magick)
- Cross the Frost Boss: Elerosse (ice magick)
- Kroncinox the Incinerator: Marduk (fire magick)
- Dillweed the Condiment: Dangus (flavor magick)
- Cevin the Chronicler: Cord (scribe/fanboy)
Battle Log
- The Storm of Chaos
- The Witches Council, The Cult of Banzai, Blackwater Shaman Zombies, & Grand Iggi the Corrupted
- The Son of the Storm of Chaos, The Plague Doctor, & the Foggy Demon
- Ratchet the Gnoll Girl, Crybaby Pirates, & The Son of the Son of the Storm of Chaos (shittiest installment in the franchise yet)
- Brohemian Grove Blood Magick Millionaires featuring Donald Trump, Moloch, & The High Priest Beef Supreme. The Screech Witch. Aliens. And the quiet rise of the Assassins.
p.s. You can be a member too! Just submit your resume' and the $20 (non-refundable) registration fee to any full-time members, to then be interviewed for a possible position amongst the council. Or bribe your way in ya stanky bitch.
