The Fetch
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[[File:RIP the Fetch.jpg|thumb|300px|In Memoriam.]] | [[File:RIP the Fetch.jpg|thumb|300px|In Memoriam.]] | ||
| + | ''Not to be confused with the scenario battle, [[Fetch]]''<br> | ||
| − | ''On October 16th, [[2013]], a strange object was found on the grass in front of Parks Library at [[Tir Asleen]], and subsequently reported to the campus police as an unidentified object.''<br> | + | '''On October 16th, [[2013]], a strange object was found on the grass in front of Parks Library at [[Tir Asleen]], and subsequently reported to the campus police as an unidentified object.'''<br> |
| − | '''The following is a | + | '''The following is a summation of the realm's conversations from that day:'''<br> |
"What did you guys do last night? Our practice field is taped off and there are cops everywhere! I told you no sacrificing on public grounds!"<br> | "What did you guys do last night? Our practice field is taped off and there are cops everywhere! I told you no sacrificing on public grounds!"<br> | ||
Latest revision as of 00:09, 6 December 2021
Not to be confused with the scenario battle, Fetch
On October 16th, 2013, a strange object was found on the grass in front of Parks Library at Tir Asleen, and subsequently reported to the campus police as an unidentified object.
The following is a summation of the realm's conversations from that day:
"What did you guys do last night? Our practice field is taped off and there are cops everywhere! I told you no sacrificing on public grounds!"
"It's a suspicious item..."
"A cylinder with a sock over it."
"Did you guys leave some gear behind?"
"I swear, if I get dragged out of class in handcuffs..."
"I don't see how a Bel sword with a sock on it can be taken as suspicious."
"Should I go over there and try to identify it?"
"Nah, they won't let you near it."
"That sounds like the fetch." slow realization dawns
"I wish they would post a picture or something. This whole situation sounds stupid."
"Oh crap. I'm in class."
10 minutes later
"HOLY SHIT IT'S THE FETCH"
"Welp, we are officially those guys. We caused a section of campus to be taped off and the bomb squad came..."
"They determined it to be non-explosive. Big surprise to us."
"That is amazing guys. It is one of the few things the campus police couldn't identify easily."
"What do you want to bet that when this is on the news, they won't even get the club name right?"
"Good news. They confirmed that it was indeed just foam inside the sock."
"They x-rayed it? Dang."
"Wow, so... did they cut it open? Do we not have a fetch anymore?"
"I asked if we could get it back. I apologized if that was a stupid question preemptively."
"We will really test the saying 'all publicity is good publicity'."
"So it is official. The fetch is dead. RIP the fetch."
"Is there going to be a service?"
"Can... we get the sock back?"
"I like how this has gone from 'how funny would it be if it involved us?' to 'shit we are involved' to 'how funny is it that it involves us?'"
"Having just read all of this at once... lol"
And the rest is history.
