Slippery

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Slippery

Fighting Name:Slippery ,Slips , Slip, Slipquid ,Skips ,Slobbo Gobbo , Slip Dick McGoo, Zayl's Pocket Goblyn ,Sweaty, New Gob, The noise wet shoes make on linoleum ,Literally anything that kinda sounds like Slips and starts with a S

Sir Tificate of The Knights of Wildwood

VP of Hellholt

Shitposter of Norcalia

Goddess Worshiped Clohaka

Mundane Name: William Hafford

Started Fighting: August 2k16

Realm Started in: Hellholt,Norcalia

Current Realm: Hellholt,Norcalia

Fighting Style: Bat and Flat, Glaive, Spear, Bag O’Rocks

Current Units:N/A.

Date Joined Current Unit: \N/A.

Former Unit: N/A

Houses: House Blep, House of the Empty Mug, House "S",HGC (do not ask for I will not tell)


Race:Goblyn

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Interesting Facts: He went all of BFTR with no shoes on, He likes all kinds of butter, He loves hats, Hes not a fan of crusaders, He loves bowls, He eats spoons, His coat is covered in the blood of the bourgeoisie, He only eats pinkies with BBQ Sauce, He is both his realm's Slave and VP, He does not praise Baulk in any way, He may or may not have mercury poisoning, He is the reincarnation of Che Guevara, He is actually a 5-year-old sitting on the shoulders of another 5-year-old, He is a meme elemental sent from the future to warn humanity of some mysterious catastrophe, He is a fellow Amtgarder


He once burped The Star Spangled Banner in Morse Code over the course 64 days.


He is not a samurai, nor does he smell of sunflowers. So stop asking.


He is afraid of the milkman. But someday, he must face his fear to defeat his enemy in a checkers game and save the world.


Claims to be a Goblyn but is really a small treefolk comprised primarily of moss, oak tree, and a bird acting as a voice box. Someday he will grow to meet his brothers in the canopy.


Doesn't actually want your cheeseburger, but he is too polite to refuse.


Every single one of his revenge schemes have backfired... Horribly... This has done nothing to deter his attempts to someday restore his honor.


Can give conclusive evidence that we are in The Matrix.


Was once molested by a Stop Sign. - "Never, again


Has an enchanted tattoo that only smart people can see. If you can't see it, he can't help you.


There is a rumor that he invented the aeroplane... This is of course false. People can't fly.


Once burned his laundry whilst attempting to wash a lasagna.


He can read the minds of grass blades.


He is confused by polka dots.


Has 11 inch wide elbows.(thicc)


Holds his breath while crossing bridges and cemeteries.


He owns 2 walking sticks that, due to unrelated injuries, no longer walk.


Can't pronounce any word with a "W" in it.


Takes the Lord's name in vain... But the Lord is his homie so it's alright.


Events Attended: in order

  • War Of Wrath V BUTTS
  • Harvest Massacre VII
  • Kibs Raid
  • BFTR IX
  • Siege of Sunspear I
  • MOTAP Escape to Blood Moon Bay
  • Phoenix Rising IV: A Game of Salt
  • The Battle of Andor IX
  • Silica Vale VIII: Return Of The Dark Mirror


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