Onion

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'''Onion''' is a lady [[gnoll]], courtesy of [[Blackwater]]. Give her all your bugs.
 
'''Onion''' is a lady [[gnoll]], courtesy of [[Blackwater]]. Give her all your bugs.
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Onion grew up in a big giant Sand Paradise - complete with big giant salty water to swim in, big giant fish for the fire, big giant fruits for the picking, and a big giant town of happy sunny faces. Unlike most tall folks, Onion didn't want to be The Best. And anyway, she had no time for it. She was way too busy exploring dirt paths, catching ground birds, finding tree bugs, and doing very important sunshine napping.
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Onion never really had to fight. For some reason, all the little bad guys tended to leave her alone. Sometimes she wondered why she didn't get their attention like the other little folks did. She tried to ask a goblin for the answer in return for the prettiest, shiniest, long-leggiest spider she could find. Instead of answering, he ran into the big water and didn't even steal the gift first. For just a moment, Onion was worried that she wasn't important enough to steal from. Then she remembered how pretty and shiny and long-leggy the spider in her hand was, and that was much more important.
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When Onion teamed up with her super-soft undead [[Daggar]] and started following him and the weird tower-praising [[Blackwater]] on their travels, she found out there were other Paradises way different than hers, with folks of sorts she'd never seen before. Along the way, her Daggar was initiated into a widespread band of monsters called the [[Horde]]. Onion thought about joining them too, but she couldn't agree with their negative views on watermelon, her favorite food of all the foods. She respectfully declined membership but they were still her happy friends. [[Silo]] the brave and storyful became her happy more-than-friend, and for the first time Onion started adventuring on her own to visit his very different, much less watery Sand Paradise.
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The more Paradises Onion saw, the more she yearned to move. She left the place she'd always called home and, along with her Daggar and a large Blackwater caravan, she traveled north to settle in the great Green Paradise. More water fell from the sky here than Onion thought existed in the whole world. Bugs were bigger than the biggest bugs she'd caught. All the plants were extra bright and happy. The not-salty fish here were just as tasty as the salty ones she was used to. There were as many sky honkers as there were ground birds. This new land was also conveniently closer to her Silo's Desert.
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Onion wasted no time in getting down to important business. She found the nearest big red tree and fell asleep under it.
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Onion is a lady gnoll, courtesy of Blackwater. Give her all your bugs.

Onion grew up in a big giant Sand Paradise - complete with big giant salty water to swim in, big giant fish for the fire, big giant fruits for the picking, and a big giant town of happy sunny faces. Unlike most tall folks, Onion didn't want to be The Best. And anyway, she had no time for it. She was way too busy exploring dirt paths, catching ground birds, finding tree bugs, and doing very important sunshine napping.

Onion never really had to fight. For some reason, all the little bad guys tended to leave her alone. Sometimes she wondered why she didn't get their attention like the other little folks did. She tried to ask a goblin for the answer in return for the prettiest, shiniest, long-leggiest spider she could find. Instead of answering, he ran into the big water and didn't even steal the gift first. For just a moment, Onion was worried that she wasn't important enough to steal from. Then she remembered how pretty and shiny and long-leggy the spider in her hand was, and that was much more important.


When Onion teamed up with her super-soft undead Daggar and started following him and the weird tower-praising Blackwater on their travels, she found out there were other Paradises way different than hers, with folks of sorts she'd never seen before. Along the way, her Daggar was initiated into a widespread band of monsters called the Horde. Onion thought about joining them too, but she couldn't agree with their negative views on watermelon, her favorite food of all the foods. She respectfully declined membership but they were still her happy friends. Silo the brave and storyful became her happy more-than-friend, and for the first time Onion started adventuring on her own to visit his very different, much less watery Sand Paradise.


The more Paradises Onion saw, the more she yearned to move. She left the place she'd always called home and, along with her Daggar and a large Blackwater caravan, she traveled north to settle in the great Green Paradise. More water fell from the sky here than Onion thought existed in the whole world. Bugs were bigger than the biggest bugs she'd caught. All the plants were extra bright and happy. The not-salty fish here were just as tasty as the salty ones she was used to. There were as many sky honkers as there were ground birds. This new land was also conveniently closer to her Silo's Desert.


Onion wasted no time in getting down to important business. She found the nearest big red tree and fell asleep under it.


Stuff about Onion

+ AKA Saint Onion, Patron of the Stupid

+ When she grows up she wants to be Zel.

+ She's not a vegetarian.

+ She might ruin your medieval experience.

+ Watermelon would be the key to her heart if she had one.

+ She has "the jokes".


Events Thus Far

Battle for the Ring '13, '14, '15, '16

Western Wars '15

Chaos Wars '14, '15

Battle of Blackwater '14, '15

Battle of Andor '14, '15

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