God Squad
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General Information
God Squad is as Foam-Combat Fighting Unit dedicated to the progression of the sport and community. Each member of God Squad assumes a secondary alias, one that references religion.
"If ya scared... go to church."
History
Chaos Wars 9 2005: God Squad was created by Melee Moses, Battle Christ, and Combat Cain. They were seen as sub-unit of the Gelfs and soon added to their ranks: Bishop, Kurgan, Dyse, Morwen, and Loki. Because of the name "God Squad" it was taken as a "joke" unit, and was underestimated.
Thaw Brawl 06: Brute was the first member to barrel into God Squad. After completing the barrel, he was raised above the crowd of people, representing the crucifixion of Jesus Christ. He was then struck in the testicles.
Chaos Wars 10 2006: God Squad faced off against the Gelfan Empire's Beta Team in the 10-man tournament and was beaten. They quickly rose to glory in the controversial Banner Battles and became an invaluable force against their archrivals, The Elite Blood Falcons. The EBF were soon defeated and Iowa took home the Chaos Banner. GS also allowed an honorary member to join, Dagmar, of the eastern unit Dark Guard.
Chaos Wars 11 2007: The unit, disenfranchised by the lack of efficiency of it's current membership beholden to the Gelfan Empire, separated and became it's own established team. the Apartheid was over.
Chaos Wars 12 2008: God Squad created a trial and agreed to welcome three new members into its roster of fighters. Aleksii, Kanon, and Shino were all barreled into the unit by means of a 30 minute marathon trial, which was brutal and exhausting. This capped off an already successful day as God Squad had risen to the challenge and took home the victory during The Battle of the Gods. The points won during these battles ensured that God Squad --for the first time-- would win the Chaos Banner as Chaos Wars Champions.
Chaos Wars 13 2009: drunk by lunch.
Chaos Wars 14 2010: drunk by lunch.
Chaos Wars 15 2011: God Squad barreled in 3 new members. It was a baptism of vicious swordsmanship as the new members endured a marathon of pain and defeat. When it was done, Troll, Elerosse, and Rope all became the newest members of the Church and agreed hence fourth to do God's work on the field.
Chaos Wars 16 2012: God Squad, once again allianced with Hellhammer & Friends, but were out-done by the crafty Catalyst Clan, losing out on any chance to take home the Chaos Banner. But not all was lost. They won the Unit Cloak through the now legendary God-Hammer Alliance.
Chaos Wars 17 2013: drunk by lunch.
Chaos Wars 18 2014: God Squad barreled in two new members, Coop & Fish, in a glorious session of intensity and dank tussles. Godalyst, a now legendary new alliance with the Catalyst clan, won the 10-man tournament, tearing through every team it faced, including the salty flail-boys, Brotherhood of the Falcon. And to top off an incredible year, GS using their skills wheelin' and dealin', on and off the field, secured a mjaor win, and took home the Chaos Banner for a second time.
Chaos Wars 19 2015: eh.
Chaos Wars 20 2016: Fought hard for the banner, but were outmaneuvered by the crafty alliances of Blacklyst (Catalyst and Blackwater) and Skal (Uruk-Hai, Pirates, Germania, Romans, Juggernaughts, Juggalos, and Illuminati) GS still went hard in the paint for battle and on Tournament Day took home 6 trophies; Champion, Single Blue, Open Red, Two Man, Four Man, and Ten Man. Quality over quantity. Lets bring back that Unit Cloak and maybe show these alliances what a fighting unit means. Our 10 versus your 10.
10-Man Tussles
Battle for the Ring VII - God Squad vs. Blackwater (Win/5-2)
Western Wars XII - God Squad vs. Catalyst (Win/5-0)
Chaos Wars 19 - God Squad vs. Horde (Win/5-1)
Battle for the Ring VIII - God Squad vs. The Wardens (Loss/2-5) / vs. Blackwater (Win/5-2) / vs. Forsaken (Win/5-2) / vs. The Sith (Win/5-0)
Chaos Wars 20 - God Squad vs. Norcalia Supergroup (Loss/3-5)
Battle for the Ring IX - God Squad vs. The Sith (Loss/4-5) / vs. Norcalia (Win/5-3)
Active Members
- Melee Moses
- Brutal Bishop - Bishop
- Judo Judas - Kurgan
- Sniper Satan - Morwen
- Ninja Noah - Dyse
- Mayhem Muhammad - Plithut
- Action Abraham - Brute
- Gangsta Gabriel - Kade
- Anklebreakler Adam - Aleksii
- Suckapunch Samson - Kanon
- Merciless Michael - Shino
- Malicious Metatron - Troll
- Electric Ezekiel - Coop
- Lethal Lao-Tzu - Fish
- Savage Shiva - Wadu
- SuperDuper Jupiter - Dagganoth
- Pandemic Pan - Krow
- John the Pabstist - Marrick
- Ominous Orpheus - Sare
Disciples
- Scorpion Bob
- Finnish
- Bran
- Ace
Prospects
Inactive Members
Honorary Members
- Dangerous David - Dagmar
Former Members
- BattleChrist
- Combat Cain - Ruben
