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'''Race:''' [[Khepri]], formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold   
 
'''Race:''' [[Khepri]], formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold   
  
'''Home Realm:''' Mallenorod  
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'''Home Realm:''' Mallenorod, [[Norcalia]]
  
'''Fighting Since:''' April 2016  
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'''Fighting Since:''' April [[2016]]
  
 
'''Weapon Proficiency:''' No  
 
'''Weapon Proficiency:''' No  
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== Oh, Lore? ==
 
== Oh, Lore? ==
  
[[Image:Dab.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Kobold invention of the dab.]]
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[[Image:Dab.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Kobold invention of the dab.]]
  
 
Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018.  
 
Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018.  
  
Galen saw a goblin's elbow once and never recovered.  
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Galen saw a [[Goblyn]]'s elbow once and never recovered.  
  
 
Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass.
 
Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass.

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[edit] Galen (the Hungry)

"Wanna buy a kobold? I'll eat all your food and piss in your sink!"


[edit] Who's This Douchebag?

They like to be tall.

Name: Galen

Race: Khepri, formerly (but still occasionally) Asheater Kobold

Home Realm: Mallenorod, Norcalia

Fighting Since: April 2016

Weapon Proficiency: No

Fighting Style: Sword-and-board, Florentine, broadsword, crying so hard forever.

Emergency Food Supply: Oakhart

[edit] Oh, Lore?

Kobold invention of the dab.

Inventor of bugs, and incidentally, Best Bug. Responsible for the Bog Juice Incident of Harvest Massacre 2018.

Galen saw a Goblyn's elbow once and never recovered.

Things Galen has tried to eat that should not be eaten, and are the reason natural selection is coming for them: rocks, kinetic sand, grass, spoons, fish food, ice cream with ketchup, a dead rat, math homework, at least three bouncy balls, ass.

[edit] Bog Juice

You will need:

  • One (1) jar, any size, but bigger is better
  • One (1) bottle cheap whiskey. If you're spending more than 12 dollars, you're doing it wrong.
  • One (1) bag dried shitake mushrooms (whole or sliced)
  • Optional: rosemary, for fragrance, and to give the illusion that what you have concocted is respectable and fit for human consumption.
  • Anything else you think will make for a suitably abominable drinking experience

Preparation:

1. Fill jar 1/2 to 3/4 of the way full with dried mushrooms

2. Add enough whiskey to cover tops of mushrooms

3. Place lid on jar, and leave to sit for at least a week. (Anything less, and you might wind up with something that's actually palatable.)

4. Add additional ingredients as the mood strikes

5. Enjoy your newfound infamy

[edit] Events Attended

  • War of Wrath 2016
  • Harvest Massacre 2016, 2017, 2018
  • Battle for the Ring 2017, 2018
  • Silica Vale 2017, 2018
  • Phoenix Rising 2017, 2018
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