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==Info== | ==Info== | ||
'''Race''': [[Goblins|Goblyns: serious business]]<BR> | '''Race''': [[Goblins|Goblyns: serious business]]<BR> | ||
| − | '''Realm''': | + | '''Realm''': [[Nan Belegorn]]<BR> |
| − | ''' | + | '''Real Name''': Rusty Shackleford<BR> |
| − | ''' | + | '''Started''': June [[2001]]<BR> |
| − | ''' | + | '''Unit''': [[HellHammer]]<br> |
| − | ''' | + | *'''[[The HellHammer Barrel|Barreled]]''': [[Armageddon II|Geddon 2003]]<br> |
| − | ''' | + | '''Weapon of Choice''': not being gay enough to have a weapon of choice.<br> |
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| + | ==History== | ||
eyrtk is loud... very loud and 5 foot nothing. He is often depicted as a green humanoid monster with glowing eyes and a gaping pie hole surrounded by fleshy-colored peasants. He eats rubber dinosaur figurines to gain the strength of the extinct animal to which they bear likeness even though the physical improvement has not been proven. He sings the French National Anthem in a rich baritone while walking among people, whoever fails to sit down is accused of being a communist and summarily devoured like so many Jalapeno Chedder potato chips. | eyrtk is loud... very loud and 5 foot nothing. He is often depicted as a green humanoid monster with glowing eyes and a gaping pie hole surrounded by fleshy-colored peasants. He eats rubber dinosaur figurines to gain the strength of the extinct animal to which they bear likeness even though the physical improvement has not been proven. He sings the French National Anthem in a rich baritone while walking among people, whoever fails to sit down is accused of being a communist and summarily devoured like so many Jalapeno Chedder potato chips. | ||
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Anyway, that's how rodeo got started. Though most goblyns stick to wargs these days. | Anyway, that's how rodeo got started. Though most goblyns stick to wargs these days. | ||
| + | == Events == | ||
| + | === Attended === | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme I|Mel 2002]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Armageddon I|Geddon 2002]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring Wars 03]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme II|Mel 2003]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Armageddon II|Geddon 2003]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Oktoberfest 2003|Oktoberfest 03]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring Wars 2004|Spring Wars 04]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme III|Mel 2004]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Armageddon III|Geddon 2004]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Oktoberfest 2004|Oktoberfest 04]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring Wars 2005|Spring Wars 05]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme IV|Mel 2005]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Oktoberfest 2005|Oktoberfest 05]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Wolfpack Opener 06]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring War 06|Buttwars 06]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme V|Mel 2006]] <br> | ||
| + | [[Armageddon V]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Equinox 2006]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Oktoberfest 2006|Oktoberfest 06]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring War 07|Buttwars 07]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme VI|Mel 2007]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Oktoberfest 2007|Oktoberfest 07]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Wolfpack Opener 08]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Spring War 08|Buttwars 08]]<br> | ||
| + | [[Melcaorme VII|Mel 2008]]<br> | ||
Revision as of 16:19, 24 June 2008
Contents |
Info
Race: Goblyns: serious business
Realm: Nan Belegorn
Real Name: Rusty Shackleford
Started: June 2001
Unit: HellHammer
Weapon of Choice: not being gay enough to have a weapon of choice.
History
eyrtk is loud... very loud and 5 foot nothing. He is often depicted as a green humanoid monster with glowing eyes and a gaping pie hole surrounded by fleshy-colored peasants. He eats rubber dinosaur figurines to gain the strength of the extinct animal to which they bear likeness even though the physical improvement has not been proven. He sings the French National Anthem in a rich baritone while walking among people, whoever fails to sit down is accused of being a communist and summarily devoured like so many Jalapeno Chedder potato chips.
Now everyone in the realm knows that eyrtk could ride anything. No warg could throw him, no sir! Fact is, I only heard of eyrtk getting' throwed once in his whole career as a goblyn. Yep, it was that time he was up Nan Belegorn way and decided to ride him a tornado.
Now eyrtk wasn't gonna ride jest any tornado, no ma'am. He waited for the biggest gol-durned tornado you ever saw. It was turning the sky black and green, and roaring so loud it woke up the evles away over in Gayville. Well, eyrtk jest grabbed that there tornado, pushed it to the ground and jumped on its back. The tornado whipped and whirled and sidewinded and generally cussed its bad luck all the way down to Dur Demarion. Tied the rivers into knots, flattened all the forests so bad they had to rename one place the Dead River. But eyrk jest rode along all calm-like, give it an occasional jab with his spear.
Finally, that tornado decided it wasn't getting this goblyn off its back no-how. So it headed back up to Nan Belegorn and jest rained itself out. Made so much water it washed out the all them trees. That tornado was down to practically nothing when eyrtk finally fell off. He hit the ground so hard it sank below sea level. Folks call the spot Blood Valley.
Anyway, that's how rodeo got started. Though most goblyns stick to wargs these days.
Events
Attended
Mel 2002
Geddon 2002
Spring Wars 03
Mel 2003
Geddon 2003
Oktoberfest 03
Spring Wars 04
Mel 2004
Geddon 2004
Oktoberfest 04
Spring Wars 05
Mel 2005
Oktoberfest 05
Wolfpack Opener 06
Buttwars 06
Mel 2006
Armageddon V
Equinox 2006
Oktoberfest 06
Buttwars 07
Mel 2007
Oktoberfest 07
Wolfpack Opener 08
Buttwars 08
Mel 2008
