Bullywog

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~ The Cult of Pengi-San has only two commandments, which are as follows:
 
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Revision as of 06:22, 7 April 2016

Tossk at Winter War 2015.

Bullywogs are frog monsters with red bodies and blue hands. They have series of five blue dots running from their forehead to the tip of their nose, and often other tribal markings on their face. They have poison glands located behind their ears that have a tendency to leak. The first reported sighting of a Bullywog was in Northern Illinois, in the realm of Morva.

Lore

In the beginning, there were billions of Bullywogs, zillions and jillions and dozens of Bullywogs. The Bullywogs had a generous god who gave them a world of things to hop over and to smash, and most importantly, to nom. The Bullywogs were very happy, until one day the Bullywog god took a nap. Soon the Bullywogs had eaten all the things in the world, but still were still hungry, so finally, they ate their god.

After this each of the Bullywogs had a piece of god inside of them, and they remade the world in their image. All of the things were theirs to hop over, to smash, and to nom. In this age of prosperity one Bullywog saw an opportunity. If they were to eat all of the other Bullywogs, they would have not one, but all of the pieces of their god inside them, and they would be god. This realization was the beginning of the Great Bullywog Genocide.

Finally, the single Bullywog stood alone, generating so much chaotic energy that the ground beneath them burst into flames. Out of the flames emerged a strange deity, which took the form of a colossal penguin. It approached the last Bullywog, and said “I’ve never seen a creature with such a capacity for destruction. Kill in my name, and I will ensure that you, and creatures in your image, out number the stars.” Unable to figure out how to swallow the penguin god, the Bullywog took the deal. Now wherever peace and prosperity reign, the almighty Pengi-San bestows his blessing, and new Bullywogs are created from the ashes of chaos.

Undisputably true facts about Bullywogs

Sven and Tossk at Wolfpack Opener 2016.

~ The Cult of Pengi-San has only two commandments, which are as follows:

1. Hop, Smash, Nom.

2. Repeat.

~ Bullywogs are best monsters.

~The only requirement to become a Bullywog is the ability to fit your entire fist in your mouth.

~ Most Bullywogs paint with a product called Snazaroo, a water-based, hypoallergenic face paint that comes off easily with a damp rag. It’s measurably the best thing ever.

~ Bullywogs are genetically similar to tree frogs, and therefore can change their gender at will. You've all seen Jurassic Park.

~ While they seem to be few in number, Bullywogs are like cockroaches. If you see one you can be sure there are hundreds in your living in your walls, eating your food.

~ If you give a Bullywog a pancake, their hungover ass will thank you. They may even grant you a wish. It's worth a try.

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