Maleficus

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Who be this mysterious creature? Why it be the great and dastardly MALEFICUS, duh...

Stoopid things... kno nothing... monsters these days... no culture at all... how embarrassing...

She be the terrible night witched of the realm of dead rivers.

She coming to eat all your babies and help Crabgrass kill Kudzu.

She have no time for your whining. If you no be bleeding go away, if you do be bleeding... you messed up so... GO AWAY.

She be the horrible and frightening goblyn of all times.