F*** Toast

Bio

• Realm: Tir na nOg sometimes Babylon
• Unit: House Hearthkeeper
• Fighting Since: 2017
• Class: Barbarian
• Race: Beastman
• Weapons: Sword and Board, Short Spear, Hand and a Half Sword
• Sigil: A piece of toast
• Other Facts: Usually goes by Toast.

About

Toast is a guy who fought in several systems over the years from Amtgard to Backyard. He's always been this terrible at fighting, this is not a new development.

Fighter Name

When you're having discussions about dumb stuff around the fire you have the choice to dismiss everything as a joke or commit fully and never look back.

Lore

Brewmaster, Arms Smuggler and Cursed Corsair of the Emerald Isle”

Toast has no respect for the laws of the land and sea. About his ship The Kraken's Maw he smuggles arms and brews to free men and women the world over. An ally of the fishmen he secretly helps and supplies the many Syrens that roam the waters surrounding the Isle of Tir and the western seaboard. On his shoulder sits his very small pet kraken Luther, who is a sassy asshole and def. not a legal rock. He has a throwing lobster that totally is tho and he will bean your noggin with it.

Founding member of House Hearthkeeper along with Evan and Rook Whitehallow. Ready to service house the heck out of your next event.